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What is the name of Charlie's long lost brother (and I mean brother) from another mother?

Shave and a hair cut.

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You tell me how you have a vegetarian dish cooked inside a sheep's stomach!

The Energizer Bunny

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What never stops going, no matter how many times you've tried to stop it?

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What is the punchline to an offensive semi racist Family joke about a certain religion's bakers who cut what they make with there hands

pastry chef

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What do you call a baker who have attempted to make desserts out of glue?

Water polo

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PostPosted: 16 Apr 2013, 16:29 
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What is the last thing Agrajag is thinking about when he thinks about water sports?

Chicken Wire.

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What is the latest flavor of Lay's potato chips?

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What do you call a young rabbit that's never left the warren?

Box of chocolate

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What would Agra say life is like?

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Why did I put on socks?

Additional parking in rear

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What's the opening line of the porn version of Cars?

Washed up

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What is a mermaid hooker called when her career is over?

Come and take it!

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How does Dirk Diggler collect his paycheck?

The Lonely Mountain

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What do you call a mountain with social anxiety disorder?

Wet Dog Smell

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Name a standard feature on a car marketed to senior citizens.

A live squirrel and some peach preserves!

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What are the main ingredients in Hillbilly Pie?

A ShamWow

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What is a really impressive hoax?

Duality of man

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What is a phrase that many college freshmen use out of context because they think it makes them sound smart?

A broken pay phone in a train station.


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Where does Superman change his clothes when Lois throws him out of the house for eating crackers in bed?

The deep end of the pool

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Where have all the cowboys gone?

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What do you have to know about when you're a king?

A Dutch oven

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Famke Janssen's uterus?

Great Expectations

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What don't we have for Adam Sandlers next film?

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