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Great lyrics in meh songs

Posted: 03 Aug 2007, 14:02
by Gren
No, I'm not JJ.
What If God Was One of Us wrote:If God had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that
you would have to believe
Stupid Girls wrote:What happened to the dreams of a girl president?
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent

Posted: 03 Aug 2007, 14:14
by F.N.G.
An old man, he turned 98
He won the lottery and died the next day.
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?


Profound

Posted: 03 Aug 2007, 14:30
by Steel Frog
His name was Rico
He wore a diamond

Posted: 06 Aug 2007, 05:03
by You Know, for Kids
Go, Speed Racer. Go.

Posted: 06 Aug 2007, 05:58
by JJ
Bob Dylan, in 1963 wrote:Well, my telephone rang it would not stop,
It's President Kennedy callin' me up.
He said, "My friend, Bob, what do we need to make the country grow?"
I said, "My friend, John, Brigitte Bardot,
Anita Ekberg, Sophia Loren. Country will grow.
Too Short, 25 years later wrote:Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the answer
To the United States economy and a cure for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin in the White House if you're not sellin cocaine?
Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that game.

Posted: 13 Aug 2007, 12:41
by JJ
Foreigner wrote:Are you old enough?
Will you be ready when I call your bluff?

Posted: 13 Aug 2007, 13:56
by Steel Frog
JJ wrote:
Foreigner wrote:Are you old enough?
Will you be ready when I call your bluff?
You're too young and I'm too well hung

Posted: 13 Aug 2007, 19:46
by JJ
Some Ice Cube/Too Short lyric involving "middle man" that I can't reprint here.

Posted: 13 Aug 2007, 19:48
by alan smithee
JJ wrote:Some Ice Cube/Too Short lyric involving "middle man" that I can't reprint here.
You can reprint it — I'm a doctor.

Posted: 13 Aug 2007, 19:49
by JJ
alan smithee wrote:
JJ wrote:Some Ice Cube/Too Short lyric involving "middle man" that I can't reprint here.
You can reprint it — I'm a doctor.
It's from the song "(B*tch) Ain't Nothin' But A Word" if you feel like googling.

Or perhaps you've heard it.

Posted: 20 Aug 2007, 07:32
by JJ
JJ wrote:
Foreigner wrote:Are you old enough?
Will you be ready when I call your bluff?
I just realized that his would-be underage girlfriend is currently dating Voldemort:

Now it's up to you, can we make a secret rendezvous?
Oh, before we do, you'll have to get away from You Know Who.