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F*ck me. I'd prefer a blank strip that just said "[INSERT JOKE(S) HERE]".

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Shouldn't this thread be called :Ihthhtydmtcs:

By the way, I had a feeling we would be hearing from you on this subject today. Since when has he even been in the running for Toni?

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Luann. :balrog:

I hope to high heaven that you don't mean the comic strip.

:green: Seriously, I think legislation should be passed that forces removal of "comic" strips from the funny pages once they get to that just-tell-a-story-and-don't-even-try-for-a-punchline-anymore stage.

They could call it the For Better or For Worse Act.

Why are you reading Luann?

"All that hate is gonna burn you up, kid."
"It keeps me warm."

"God damn! Will somebody tell me why I keep reading Luann ?"
" 'Cause you're an idiot."
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There's no chance this week's "humor" turns out to be a misunderstanding, is there?

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There's no chance this week's "humor" turns out to be a misunderstanding, is there?

So the boss is gay and "Toni" is actually "Tony"? Note to Brad: Just freaking call Toni now while you have a chance. Don't wait.

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There's no chance this week's "humor" turns out to be a misunderstanding, is there?

So the boss is gay and "Toni" is actually "Tony"? Note to Brad: Just freaking call Toni now while you have a chance. Don't wait.

Even in his daydream Toni is more into the blonde guy with glasses. I would just go for the fancy meal anyway. It sounds fancy.

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But wait, aren't we going to get the conclusion to last week's saga with Mr. Fogarty?


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But wait, aren't we going to get the conclusion to last week's saga with Mr. Fogarty?


They weren't allowed to print what Mr. Fogarty did on Friday. It's a family paper.

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Ok, by "popular" "demand", here's last week's exciting conclusion:

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Oh, look. She's blond. She's stupid. And she shops! That's comedy. Great stereotyping -- next Greg Evans will have her whoring out to Mr. Fogarty to see if she can get that up to a C.

How fast do they grade those tests, anyway? And what the hell are they doing in school on a Saturday?

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You're like school on a Saturday.

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sldawgs wrote:
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There's no chance this week's "humor" turns out to be a misunderstanding, is there?

So the boss is gay and "Toni" is actually "Tony"? Note to Brad: Just freaking call Toni now while you have a chance. Don't wait.

Yeah, that's how Ron blew it with Hermione for the Yule Ball.

How did Tiffany even pull a D? Seems pretty clear that she answered very few of the questions. Is Fogarty getting something on the side?


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I'm gonna go with; Toni is a Dalmation fire dog. Anyone giving odds?

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I'm suprised JJ didn't say anything about this yesterday. Once TJ gets involved Brad is in for some serious shenannigans. Is that a girl scout medal (G.S.) that TJ "found"? Brad is not seriously going to put bogus medals on his uniform to impress Toni is he? What am I saying, it's Luann, of course he is.

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I'm suprised JJ didn't say anything about this yesterday. Once TJ gets involved Brad is in for some serious shenannigans. Is that a girl scout medal (G.S.) that TJ "found"? Brad is not seriously going to put bogus medals on his uniform to impress Toni is he? What am I saying, it's Luann, of course he is.


Wasn't Toni a firefighter to begin with? Or am I just imagining that?

I suppose with a name like "Toni Daytona", there's really only one profession she's qualified for. I guess she and Brad are eventually going to get married, and he's going to spend his time like William H. Macy politely asking people to stop diggling his wife.

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I'm suprised JJ didn't say anything about this yesterday. Once TJ gets involved Brad is in for some serious shenannigans. Is that a girl scout medal (G.S.) that TJ "found"? Brad is not seriously going to put bogus medals on his uniform to impress Toni is he? What am I saying, it's Luann, of course he is.


Wasn't Toni a firefighter to begin with? Or am I just imagining that?

I suppose with a name like "Toni Daytona", there's really only one profession she's qualified for. I guess she and Brad are eventually going to get married, and he's going to spend his time like William H. Macy politely asking people to stop diggling his wife.

Toni has always been a firefighter in the strip (and was probably a girl scout when she was a kid) which is more reason why Brad needs to kick TJ in the balls and tell him to lose the girl scout medal.

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I'm suprised JJ didn't say anything about this yesterday. Once TJ gets involved Brad is in for some serious shenannigans. Is that a girl scout medal (G.S.) that TJ "found"? Brad is not seriously going to put bogus medals on his uniform to impress Toni is he? What am I saying, it's Luann, of course he is.


Wasn't Toni a firefighter to begin with? Or am I just imagining that?

I suppose with a name like "Toni Daytona", there's really only one profession she's qualified for. I guess she and Brad are eventually going to get married, and he's going to spend his time like William H. Macy politely asking people to stop diggling his wife.

Toni has always been a firefighter in the strip (and was probably a girl scout when she was a kid) which is more reason why Brad needs to kick TJ in the balls and tell him to lose the girl scout medal.

How much dating goes on in that firehouse, anyway? Surely the chief is going to lose his job for harassment. NTM Brad's rampant on-the-job drinking.

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I'm suprised JJ didn't say anything about this yesterday. Once TJ gets involved Brad is in for some serious shenannigans. Is that a girl scout medal (G.S.) that TJ "found"? Brad is not seriously going to put bogus medals on his uniform to impress Toni is he? What am I saying, it's Luann, of course he is.


Wasn't Toni a firefighter to begin with? Or am I just imagining that?

I suppose with a name like "Toni Daytona", there's really only one profession she's qualified for. I guess she and Brad are eventually going to get married, and he's going to spend his time like William H. Macy politely asking people to stop diggling his wife.

Toni has always been a firefighter in the strip (and was probably a girl scout when she was a kid) which is more reason why Brad needs to kick TJ in the balls and tell him to lose the girl scout medal.

How much dating goes on in that firehouse, anyway? Surely the chief is going to lose his job for harassment. NTM Brad's rampant on-the-job drinking.

Toni is in a different firehouse. The chief is gay I tell you, just look at the hair.

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Luann DeGroot Mazer
Bernice Halper BuckyKatt
Delta James Nunis
Nancy DeGroot DrG
Frank DeGroot Batman
Brad DeGroot JJ
Aaron Hill alan smithee
Gunther Berger bratzks
Toni Daytona Punisher
Knute Eric Draven
T.J. bing
Tiffany Farrell spymeg
Crystal Sugarpuss O'Shea
Mr. Fogarty sldawgs
Miss Phelps What's that?
Principal Hightower TK421
Captain A2
Ben York knarf
Puddles Steel Frog

Here is SF's recast for later reference purposes.

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Hysterical. :roll:

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sldawgs wrote:
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Luann DeGroot Mazer
Bernice Halper BuckyKatt
Delta James Nunis
Nancy DeGroot DrG
Frank DeGroot Batman
Brad DeGroot JJ
Aaron Hill alan smithee
Gunther Berger bratzks
Toni Daytona Punisher
Knute Eric Draven
T.J. bing
Tiffany Farrell spymeg
Crystal Sugarpuss O'Shea
Mr. Fogarty sldawgs
Miss Phelps What's that?
Principal Hightower TK421
Captain A2
Ben York knarf
Puddles Steel Frog

Here is SF's recast for later reference purposes.


Somebody let me know when the captain makes it into one of these strips.

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Luann DeGroot Mazer
Bernice Halper BuckyKatt
Delta James Nunis
Nancy DeGroot DrG
Frank DeGroot Batman
Brad DeGroot JJ
Aaron Hill alan smithee
Gunther Berger bratzks
Toni Daytona Punisher
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T.J. bing
Tiffany Farrell spymeg
Crystal Sugarpuss O'Shea
Mr. Fogarty sldawgs
Miss Phelps What's that?
Principal Hightower TK421
Captain A2
Ben York knarf
Puddles Steel Frog

Here is SF's recast for later reference purposes.


Somebody let me know when the captain makes it into one of these strips.

He is part of this week's awesome story line. He's the guy planning to steal Punisher from JJ.
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sldawgs wrote:
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Steel Frog wrote:
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Luann DeGroot Mazer
Bernice Halper BuckyKatt
Delta James Nunis
Nancy DeGroot DrG
Frank DeGroot Batman
Brad DeGroot JJ
Aaron Hill alan smithee
Gunther Berger bratzks
Toni Daytona Punisher
Knute Eric Draven
T.J. bing
Tiffany Farrell spymeg
Crystal Sugarpuss O'Shea
Mr. Fogarty sldawgs
Miss Phelps What's that?
Principal Hightower TK421
Captain A2
Ben York knarf
Puddles Steel Frog

Here is SF's recast for later reference purposes.


Somebody let me know when the captain makes it into one of these strips.

He is part of this week's awesome story line. He's the guy planning to steal Punisher from JJ.
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Is that my pin he just stole?

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He is part of this week's awesome story line. He's the guy planning to steal Punisher from JJ.
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Is that my pin he just stole?

The "Giant Stud" pin? :o

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C'mon. JJ's not gonna fall for the classic "GS" ruse.


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