A²'s wacky news corner

If there's a useless thread in here, chances are excellent that JJ created it.
Message
Author
User avatar
Captain of the Starship FilmWise
Captain of the Starship FilmWise
Posts: 35061
Joined: 25 Oct 2002, 05:58
Gender: Male
Location: parts unknown

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2676 Post by » 26 Feb 2014, 01:39

In A Strangely Romantic Gesture, Husband Draws His Wife A Penis A Day For An Entire Year (NSFW)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/2 ... 49902.html

When it comes time to make a romantic gesture for that special someone in your life, some women prefer roses, others have a thing for chocolate. One, it seems, has a soft spot for penis pics, of the handmade variety.

A YouTube user by the name of 365DaysofPenises uploaded a roughly five-minute video displaying 365 penis drawings (one a day) for an entire year. The objets d'art, completed in the medium of white board and red dry erase pen, feature some truly creative imaginings of penile possibilities. There's a barrage of soldiers breaking down a castle fortress with a giant penis, there's a Ziggy Stardust penis and a penis dangling precariously above a blender.

The 365 shades of D are presented in a short video, one by one, to the tune of some very classy muzak.

Whether or not you perceive this amateur artistic endeavor as a romantic gesture, we can't help but agree with Bro Bible in their aesthetic assessment that "every d*ck is a unique butterfly." Thank you 365DaysofPenises, thank you.
The :) means it's all ok.

User avatar
bratzks
And Two Hard-boiled Eggzks
And Two Hard-boiled Eggzks
Posts: 12428
Joined: 08 Feb 2006, 08:59
Gender: Male

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2677 Post by bratzks » 26 Feb 2014, 04:51

:lol:

The wife told me about this yesterday saying that it sounded like something I would do. She's absolutely right.
Image Image Image

User avatar
Bill
Academy Award Winner
Academy Award Winner
Posts: 6143
Joined: 19 Jun 2006, 10:30
Gender: Male
Location: somewhere

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2678 Post by Bill » 12 Mar 2014, 17:24

.

User avatar
You Know, for Kids
Academy Award Winner
Academy Award Winner
Posts: 8963
Joined: 14 Mar 2005, 12:38
Gender: Male
Location: Westchester, NY

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2679 Post by You Know, for Kids » 13 Mar 2014, 08:50

Bill wrote:Image
Full story
There's more?
It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise. The kids will just love it. and we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.

User avatar
spivey
Academy Award Winner
Academy Award Winner
Posts: 4201
Joined: 01 Jul 2003, 20:27
Gender: Female
Location: Pasadena, CA

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2680 Post by spivey » 13 Mar 2014, 09:09

You Know, for Kids wrote:
Bill wrote:Image
Full story
There's more?
:lol:
The theater of noise is proof of our potential. The circulation of autotypes. The golden talisman underfoot is phenomenon approaching. And, in the history of now, all ethos are designed.

User avatar
Middle
Academy Award Winner
Academy Award Winner
Posts: 8482
Joined: 15 Oct 2003, 07:22
Gender: Male
Location: Around

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2681 Post by Middle » 13 Mar 2014, 13:29

spivey wrote:
You Know, for Kids wrote:
Bill wrote:Image
Full story
There's more?
:lol:
:lol:
Come play with us, Danny. Forever and ever and ever.

User avatar
Captain of the Starship FilmWise
Captain of the Starship FilmWise
Posts: 35061
Joined: 25 Oct 2002, 05:58
Gender: Male
Location: parts unknown

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2682 Post by » 03 Apr 2014, 09:56

The :) means it's all ok.

User avatar
spivey
Academy Award Winner
Academy Award Winner
Posts: 4201
Joined: 01 Jul 2003, 20:27
Gender: Female
Location: Pasadena, CA

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2683 Post by spivey » 04 Apr 2014, 09:06

Somebody get my boomstick.
The theater of noise is proof of our potential. The circulation of autotypes. The golden talisman underfoot is phenomenon approaching. And, in the history of now, all ethos are designed.

User avatar
Batman
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-FilmWise!
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-FilmWise!
Posts: 29825
Joined: 26 Jan 2004, 07:54
Gender: Male
Location: Gotham's seedier side

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2684 Post by Batman » 04 Apr 2014, 12:59

spivey wrote:
Somebody get my boomstick.
Not so fast. Turns out it's actually sheepskin.
Robin: "Gosh, Batman, is there anything you don't know?"
Batman: "Oh yes, Robin. Several things, in fact."


Image

User avatar
sldawgs
FilmWise's Best Friend
FilmWise's Best Friend
Posts: 34561
Joined: 16 Feb 2006, 17:57
Gender: Male
Location: Sheila's Dungeon...oh no! Shhh, she's coming.
Contact:

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2685 Post by sldawgs » 04 Apr 2014, 15:21

Batman wrote:
spivey wrote:
Somebody get my boomstick.
Not so fast. Turns out it's actually sheepskin.
Baa Humbug
I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!
Image Image Image

User avatar
Scruluce
TV's Kryptonite
TV's Kryptonite
Posts: 15300
Joined: 03 Dec 2007, 23:39
Gender: Male
Location: Mudville, Tuleberg, Brick City, Fat City, Gas City, Port City, Central City

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2686 Post by Scruluce » 04 Apr 2014, 18:13

sldawgs wrote:
Batman wrote:
spivey wrote:
Somebody get my boomstick.
Not so fast. Turns out it's actually sheepskin.
Baa Humbug
only one of the three isn't human flesh. the other two are.
give the woman her boomstick.
...unless something better's on TV

User avatar
Midrats
Sheila1313 Memorial Award Recipient
Sheila1313 Memorial Award Recipient
Posts: 10224
Joined: 05 Nov 2008, 00:33
Gender: Female
Location: Latte Land

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2687 Post by Midrats » 23 Jun 2014, 19:56

Image

User avatar
sldawgs
FilmWise's Best Friend
FilmWise's Best Friend
Posts: 34561
Joined: 16 Feb 2006, 17:57
Gender: Male
Location: Sheila's Dungeon...oh no! Shhh, she's coming.
Contact:

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2688 Post by sldawgs » 24 Jun 2014, 02:57

I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!
Image Image Image

User avatar
spymeg
Academy Award Winner
Academy Award Winner
Posts: 8030
Joined: 28 Jun 2005, 16:16
Gender: Female
Location: Over your shoulder

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2689 Post by spymeg » 24 Jun 2014, 11:25

sldawgs wrote:
:lol: Sorry, I work alone :mishchief:
Don't give him any ideas! I can't explain a drone to Mr. Spymeg...white van is easy...contractors. :lol:

User avatar
sldawgs
FilmWise's Best Friend
FilmWise's Best Friend
Posts: 34561
Joined: 16 Feb 2006, 17:57
Gender: Male
Location: Sheila's Dungeon...oh no! Shhh, she's coming.
Contact:

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2690 Post by sldawgs » 24 Jun 2014, 12:29

spymeg wrote:
sldawgs wrote:
:lol: Sorry, I work alone :mishchief:
Don't give him any ideas! I can't explain a drone to Mr. Spymeg...white van is easy...contractors. :lol:
It is an interesting idea though, I just need a few million dollars. :tongue:

So, um, Batman, can you hook a brotha up? I mean, dude, it's spymeg.

Image
I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!
Image Image Image

User avatar
You Know, for Kids
Academy Award Winner
Academy Award Winner
Posts: 8963
Joined: 14 Mar 2005, 12:38
Gender: Male
Location: Westchester, NY

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2691 Post by You Know, for Kids » 24 Jun 2014, 16:26

sldawgs wrote:
spymeg wrote:
sldawgs wrote:
:lol: Sorry, I work alone :mishchief:
Don't give him any ideas! I can't explain a drone to Mr. Spymeg...white van is easy...contractors. :lol:
It is an interesting idea though, I just need a few million dollars. :tongue:

So, um, Batman, can you hook a brotha up? I mean, dude, it's spymeg.

Image
Is this a spy drone? No, it's a mock up (http://www.snopes.com/photos/technology/insectdrone.asp).
It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise. The kids will just love it. and we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.

User avatar
Midrats
Sheila1313 Memorial Award Recipient
Sheila1313 Memorial Award Recipient
Posts: 10224
Joined: 05 Nov 2008, 00:33
Gender: Female
Location: Latte Land

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2692 Post by Midrats » 24 Jun 2014, 18:59

You Know, for Kids wrote:
sldawgs wrote:
spymeg wrote:
sldawgs wrote:
:lol: Sorry, I work alone :mishchief:
Don't give him any ideas! I can't explain a drone to Mr. Spymeg...white van is easy...contractors. :lol:
It is an interesting idea though, I just need a few million dollars. :tongue:

So, um, Batman, can you hook a brotha up? I mean, dude, it's spymeg.

Image
Is this a spy drone? No, it's a mock up (http://www.snopes.com/photos/technology/insectdrone.asp).
A dawg can still dream...
Image

User avatar
sldawgs
FilmWise's Best Friend
FilmWise's Best Friend
Posts: 34561
Joined: 16 Feb 2006, 17:57
Gender: Male
Location: Sheila's Dungeon...oh no! Shhh, she's coming.
Contact:

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2693 Post by sldawgs » 24 Jun 2014, 19:23

Midrats wrote:
You Know, for Kids wrote:
sldawgs wrote:
spymeg wrote:
sldawgs wrote:
:lol: Sorry, I work alone :mishchief:
Don't give him any ideas! I can't explain a drone to Mr. Spymeg...white van is easy...contractors. :lol:
It is an interesting idea though, I just need a few million dollars. :tongue:

So, um, Batman, can you hook a brotha up? I mean, dude, it's spymeg.

Image
Is this a spy drone? No, it's a mock up (http://www.snopes.com/photos/technology/insectdrone.asp).
A dawg can still dream...
And with Batman's technology...
I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!
Image Image Image

User avatar
Midrats
Sheila1313 Memorial Award Recipient
Sheila1313 Memorial Award Recipient
Posts: 10224
Joined: 05 Nov 2008, 00:33
Gender: Female
Location: Latte Land

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2694 Post by Midrats » 11 Dec 2014, 16:25

Image

User avatar
Batman
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-FilmWise!
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-FilmWise!
Posts: 29825
Joined: 26 Jan 2004, 07:54
Gender: Male
Location: Gotham's seedier side

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2695 Post by Batman » 27 Dec 2014, 01:48

Dustin Diamond, who played Screech, charged in bar stabbing

AP

By KYLE POTTER


Friday, December 26, 2014 01:55PM

Diamond, 37, faces charges of felony second-degree recklessly endangering safety charge, disorderly conduct and carrying a concealed weapon.

According to the criminal complaint, Diamond told police that he and his fiancee went out to several bars Thursday night in Port Washington, about 30 miles north of Milwaukee. The couple, who lives in Port Washington, got into a tussle with two men and another woman at the Grand Avenue Saloon, the complaint said.

Port Washington police say they responded at 11:15 p.m. Thursday to a report of a stabbing at a bar. When police caught up with their SUV down the road from the bar, Diamond told police he had a "pen" in his hand when he grabbed one of the men, according to the complaint.

Port Washington police found in the car a switchblade, the point of which was covered in what appeared to be blood. Diamond later told police he accidentally stabbed the man while trying to defend his fiancee, according to the complaint.

The man had been stabbed under the armpit and police said he was not seriously injured.

Diamond appeared Friday afternoon in Ozaukee County court, where bail was set at $10,000. His next hearing is scheduled for Dec. 29. His fiancee, 27-year-old Amanda Schutz, also faces a disorderly conduct charge.

His agent declined comment Friday morning, and no attorney was listed in court records.

Since his decade-long run at Bayside High, Diamond has been sued several times for delinquent taxes and in foreclosure proceedings for missing mortgage payments. He has appeared on reality TV shows, made a sex tape and most recently produced a tell-all documentary on Lifetime TV called "The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story."
Robin: "Gosh, Batman, is there anything you don't know?"
Batman: "Oh yes, Robin. Several things, in fact."


Image

User avatar
Bill
Academy Award Winner
Academy Award Winner
Posts: 6143
Joined: 19 Jun 2006, 10:30
Gender: Male
Location: somewhere

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2696 Post by Bill » 30 Dec 2014, 00:58

.

User avatar
Bill
Academy Award Winner
Academy Award Winner
Posts: 6143
Joined: 19 Jun 2006, 10:30
Gender: Male
Location: somewhere

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2697 Post by Bill » 25 Feb 2015, 17:00

.

User avatar
Dawson
FilmWise's Moral Imperative
FilmWise's Moral Imperative
Posts: 11389
Joined: 10 Jun 2006, 00:27
Gender: Male
Location: Goon Docks

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2698 Post by Dawson » 26 Feb 2015, 01:11

Bill wrote:Colombian Artist Ladyzunga Cyborg Changes Her Name to ABCDEFG HIJKLMN OPQRST UVWXYZ
Image

because her original name wasn't wild enough
A teacher did this recently as well, but changed her middle name to Elemenopee I think to get around the bureaucracy.
I'd be happy to kill her, she called me a fish.

User avatar
Steel Frog
FilmWise Dreamboat
FilmWise Dreamboat
Posts: 33538
Joined: 15 Jan 2004, 10:36
Gender: Male
Contact:

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2699 Post by Steel Frog » 26 Feb 2015, 07:24

Dawson wrote:
Bill wrote:Colombian Artist Ladyzunga Cyborg Changes Her Name to ABCDEFG HIJKLMN OPQRST UVWXYZ
Image

because her original name wasn't wild enough
A teacher did this recently as well, but changed her middle name to Elemenopee I think to get around the bureaucracy.
It bothers me that she used the English alphabet.

User avatar
McT
Bastard Son of FilmWise
Bastard Son of FilmWise
Posts: 14471
Joined: 09 Dec 2002, 09:30
Gender: Male
Location: Stuck in a sand trap

Re: A²'s wacky news corner

#2700 Post by McT » 05 Mar 2015, 16:55

Squirrel!

Post Reply