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Re: Punchlines

#551 Post by Scruluce » 24 Sep 2010, 02:07

No! Give him two test tickles!
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#552 Post by sldawgs » 08 Oct 2010, 11:16

It just goes to show, you can't have your Kayak and heat it too.
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Re: Punchlines

#553 Post by Steel Frog » 29 Oct 2010, 09:09

Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Re: Punchlines

#554 Post by Scruluce » 29 Oct 2010, 10:21

Make me one with everything.
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Re: Punchlines

#555 Post by alan smithee » 29 Oct 2010, 19:13

Fish.
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Re: Punchlines

#556 Post by bratzks » 21 Feb 2011, 12:49

It's a really obsure number. You probably wouldn't even understand.
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Re: Punchlines

#557 Post by Scruluce » 21 Feb 2011, 13:27

If you can come up here and spell "blatant racial discrimination, you can have a cookie."
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Re: Punchlines

#558 Post by Dawson » 11 May 2011, 12:21

Last week a member of the armed forces kicked their back door in and unloaded on their face.
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#559 Post by sldawgs » 11 May 2011, 12:51

Croaka Cola.
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#560 Post by Will » 19 May 2011, 05:24

On a scale from Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden how good was my hiding place?
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Re: Punchlines

#561 Post by Dawson » 28 May 2011, 10:10

They both used to be fucking good footballers
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Re: Punchlines

#562 Post by Buckykatt » 28 May 2011, 10:19

You can take any prize from the middle shelf.

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Re: Punchlines

#563 Post by Scruluce » 28 May 2011, 16:47

Because it was two tired.
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#564 Post by justdrewit » 30 May 2011, 10:18

Holy cow, look at all those fucking Indians.
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#565 Post by Scruluce » 15 Jun 2011, 20:50

I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy.
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Re: Punchlines

#566 Post by Scruluce » 22 Jun 2011, 13:36

I stand corrected.
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Re: Punchlines

#567 Post by Dawson » 30 Jun 2011, 00:45

He does miss wales occasionally
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Re: Punchlines

#568 Post by Scruluce » 30 Jun 2011, 06:58

well hung.
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#569 Post by Scruluce » 30 Jun 2011, 06:58

a trip without the kids
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#570 Post by Scruluce » 04 Aug 2011, 07:20

you can't eat a pig like that all at once.
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#571 Post by Buckykatt » 04 Aug 2011, 11:56

And the parrot says "So's mine! Must be the salt air!"

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Re: Punchlines

#572 Post by Dawson » 07 Oct 2011, 07:30

Well it certainly won't be flash
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#573 Post by Scruluce » 07 Oct 2011, 13:02

no, no. you "win a bagel"
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Re: Punchlines

#574 Post by Midrats » 07 Oct 2011, 13:56

The kind of people that would name a Rottweiller Jesus.
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Re: Punchlines

#575 Post by McT » 08 Oct 2011, 06:39

One is a cunning array of stunts...
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