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Re: Punchlines

#576 Post by Scruluce » 08 Oct 2011, 12:29

one has hope in her soul...
...unless something better's on TV

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Re: Punchlines

#577 Post by Midrats » 09 Oct 2011, 07:00

Batman! Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner!
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Re: Punchlines

#578 Post by Steel Frog » 09 Oct 2011, 08:02

It's like playing bocce with a fiddler crab.

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Re: Punchlines

#579 Post by Midrats » 15 Nov 2012, 20:23

The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.'
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#580 Post by Steel Frog » 23 Nov 2012, 09:26

Those are nicknacks, Patty Black. Give the frog a loan.

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Re: Punchlines

#581 Post by Steel Frog » 03 Dec 2012, 21:18

Hel-eph-ino

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#582 Post by sldawgs » 04 Dec 2012, 05:59

He said, "Boom Titty Boom Titty Boom Boom Ba Boom Titty"
I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!
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#583 Post by spymeg » 04 Dec 2012, 10:11

Get the flock outta here

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#584 Post by Steel Frog » 05 Oct 2014, 08:36

No, because seven is a registered six offender.

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Re: Punchlines

#585 Post by knarf » 05 Oct 2014, 15:38

It's the chicken.
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