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#1151 Post by JJ » 18 Apr 2006, 11:33

Nunis wrote:So not random at all, but I watched Murder by Death again last night, and I'm still cracking up. Every single line is quote-worthy. Man, it's so funny.


Sidney Wang: Yes, is confusing.
Lionel Twain: IT! IT is confusing! Say your goddamn pronouns!

Sam Diamond: The last time that I trusted a dame was in Paris in 1940. She said she was going out to get a bottle of wine. Two hours later, the Germans marched into France.

Sidney Wang: Room filled with empty people.

Sidney Wang: No pulse, no heartbeat. If condition does not change, this man is dead.

Sidney Wang: Very interesting theory, Mr. Charleston. However, leave out one important point.
Dick Charleston: What's that?
Sidney Wang: Is stupid. Is stupidest theory I ever heard.

Willie Wang: I don't hear nothin'. What do you hear?
Sidney Wang: Double negative, and dog.

Sidney Wang: What meaning of this, Mr. Twain?
Lionel Twain: I will tell you, Mr. Wang, if YOU can tell ME why a man who possesses one of the most brilliant minds of this century can't say his *prepositions* or *articles!* "What IS THE," Mr. Wang! "What IS THE meaning of this?"
Sidney Wang: That what I said! "What meaning of this?"

Sam Diamond: I'll be around if you need me. All you gotta do is whistle, and you know how to whistle, don't ya, baby?
Tess Skeffington: Certainly. What do you mean? I don't understand you...
Sam Diamond: All right, never mind. Forget it. You ruined it.

Willie Wang: [as they are about to leave Twain Manor] ... I don't get something, Pop: WAS there a murder, or WASN'T there?
Sidney Wang: Yes: Killed good weekend. Drive, please.


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I've seen it about 8 times now, never by intent. If only the Scary Movies were this funny...
La la la la la.

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#1152 Post by Buckykatt » 19 Apr 2006, 11:05

In the Life imitates art column:

This from today's MSNBC:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12387983/

Was essentially the plot in last night's episode of House.

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#1153 Post by Nunis » 20 Apr 2006, 00:13

Buckykatt wrote:In the Life imitates art column:

This from today's MSNBC:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12387983/

Was essentially the plot in last night's episode of House.
Damn, and I thought the episode was about me. "25-year-old girl called Hannah with sleeping disorder" hitit a little too close to home for me. Let's hope I don't have the plague.

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#1154 Post by F.N.G. » 20 Apr 2006, 13:28

It's probably been on here before but: http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
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#1155 Post by Ze » 23 Apr 2006, 05:31

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#1156 Post by kinggrl » 24 Apr 2006, 03:27

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#1157 Post by what's that? » 24 Apr 2006, 03:36

kinggrl wrote:Image
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#1158 Post by snotball » 24 Apr 2006, 03:41

ze424 wrote:Image
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Bad dates

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#1159 Post by AlottaFagina » 25 Apr 2006, 13:46


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#1160 Post by alan smithee » 25 Apr 2006, 14:08

AlottaFagina wrote:Truth in advertising.
ah, a classic :lol:
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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#1161 Post by Nunis » 26 Apr 2006, 00:10

alan smithee wrote:
AlottaFagina wrote:Truth in advertising.
ah, a classic :lol:
Classic indeed. The full 12 minute video can be found on YouTube, here. Requires signup to verify you're over 18, but worth it.

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#1163 Post by alan smithee » 28 Apr 2006, 09:04

Tic Tacs aren't American born.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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#1166 Post by what's that? » 05 May 2006, 02:46

I met Charles Clarke's secretary on a course a while ago, and she was so up herself - 'Charles this', and 'Charles that'. So when I just found out he was sacked from his ministerial position, it made me laugh!!! :lol:

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#1167 Post by VoteforPedro » 05 May 2006, 04:39

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"Heck Yes! I'd vote for you."

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#1168 Post by what's that? » 05 May 2006, 05:13

that is disturbing!

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#1169 Post by what's that? » 05 May 2006, 05:39

Mr.StayPuft wrote:felt bad laughing at this
I laughed at just the headline. :lol: :lol:

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#1170 Post by Mazer » 05 May 2006, 16:41

what's that? wrote:
Mr.StayPuft wrote:felt bad laughing at this
I laughed at just the headline. :lol: :lol:
Sure, but wouldn't it have been better reversed?
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#1171 Post by Mr.StayPuft » 08 May 2006, 15:04

chick in the library keeping her iPod in her cleavage. i think this should become a standard.

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#1172 Post by Punisher » 08 May 2006, 23:27

Mr.StayPuft wrote:chick in the library keeping her iPod in her cleavage. i think this should become a standard.
I keep my money there when I go out. Bartenders seem to serve you quicker.
You like pain? Try wearing a corset.

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#1173 Post by Coco » 09 May 2006, 01:20

Punisher wrote:
Mr.StayPuft wrote:chick in the library keeping her iPod in her cleavage. i think this should become a standard.
I keep my money there when I go out. Bartenders seem to serve you quicker.
I tried that once, but no-one would except money that'd been in my arse crack.
What, does he think you're a c**t?

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#1174 Post by Punisher » 09 May 2006, 01:22

Coco wrote:
Punisher wrote:
Mr.StayPuft wrote:chick in the library keeping her iPod in her cleavage. i think this should become a standard.
I keep my money there when I go out. Bartenders seem to serve you quicker.
I tried that once, but no-one would except money that'd been in my arse crack.
Bummer.
You like pain? Try wearing a corset.

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#1175 Post by alan smithee » 09 May 2006, 01:22

Punisher wrote:
Coco wrote:
Punisher wrote:
Mr.StayPuft wrote:chick in the library keeping her iPod in her cleavage. i think this should become a standard.
I keep my money there when I go out. Bartenders seem to serve you quicker.
I tried that once, but no-one would except money that'd been in my arse crack.
Bummer.
no butts about it
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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