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PostPosted: 11 Apr 2017, 22:49 
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PostPosted: 12 Apr 2017, 15:29 
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It's the gift that keeps on giving....

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PostPosted: 17 Apr 2017, 21:35 
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:D

(also: I always love that there's someone after the woman with the gun)

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PostPosted: 18 Apr 2017, 15:43 
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alan smithee wrote:
Scruluce wrote:
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:o
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:D

(also: I always love that there's someone after the woman with the gun)

I think that was UA's CEO :mishchief:

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PostPosted: 21 Apr 2017, 05:36 
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Was telling someone earlier today how SMEGMA is my favorite word in the English language. Then shared this with them as this is where I'm pretty sure I first encountered it, although in this case it's used as someone's name.


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PostPosted: 23 Apr 2017, 17:10 
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I was on a broom ball team (essentially hockey played with brooms) in college and our name was Team Smegma. Before each game we would cover our jerseys in easy cheese and spend the game checking as many people as possible.

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I was on a broom ball team (essentially hockey played with brooms) in college and our name was Team Smegma. Before each game we would cover our jerseys in easy cheese and spend the game checking as many people as possible.

Ewwwww :lol:

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I laughed way too hard at this last night (I was still a little tipsy)


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PostPosted: 16 Aug 2017, 15:32 
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After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been blacklisted after one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients (they were very good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves.
What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant veterinarian.


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:lol: I'm using that.

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PostPosted: 18 Aug 2017, 07:23 
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right?! Next time I'm out at my local bar, I really want to ask for a moment of silence, then offer that up as a toast.


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Just told my wife this. First she gasped, then realized it was a joke. Awesome :lol:

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LMAO :D

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I love that someone did this.... :lol:

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So last night I was reviewing my ticket stubs from the films I saw yesterday (It & Dunkirk) and I think I was given the senior citizen discount (one of my tickets said $6.50). Not going to complain, as I still have 4 years to go for that. :D

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and I thought I was masturbating because of the hurricanes.

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