Something that makes you laugh whenever you think about it

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#76 Post by Gren » 21 Jun 2006, 01:10

Punisher wrote:
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Punisher wrote:I know, it's tragic. There were no leather catsuits either - I checked.


And those are the biggest boobs available?


Sadly, yes. Apparently there is no place in the Weemee world for big-breasted women. I intend to write a strongly-worded letter to the mayor.

Will it include pictures? If so, can I get CC'd?
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#77 Post by Punisher » 21 Jun 2006, 01:14

Gren wrote:
Punisher wrote:
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Punisher wrote:I know, it's tragic. There were no leather catsuits either - I checked.


And those are the biggest boobs available?


Sadly, yes. Apparently there is no place in the Weemee world for big-breasted women. I intend to write a strongly-worded letter to the mayor.

Will it include pictures? If so, can I get CC'd?


I think it will definitely have to involve diagrams and pictures of some kind - perhaps even a pie chart or two. I'll put you on the list.
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#78 Post by capsicum » 21 Jun 2006, 07:11

mmmmmmmmmm Pie chart..........................
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#79 Post by Steel Frog » 28 Jul 2006, 09:44

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#80 Post by Steel Frog » 10 Aug 2006, 11:56

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#81 Post by DrG » 10 Aug 2006, 12:19

Steel Frog wrote:Image
Suckmyballs.

:lol:

In fact, anything that Terrence & Philip do makes me laugh :D
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#82 Post by bratzks » 11 Aug 2006, 08:18

when kramers "all day sucker" gets bigger & bigger in the backwards seinfeld ep.
i'm so easliy amused

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#83 Post by JJ » 26 Aug 2006, 12:54

Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding wrote:When I first saw Andy, I got wood.
La la la la la.

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#84 Post by Steel Frog » 26 Aug 2006, 20:46

JJ wrote:
Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding wrote:When I first saw Andy, I got wood.


:lol:

There should be a "Pronouncements of Ellis Redding" thread. Pretty sure I heard him accuse Andy of "phoning it in" in response to "get busy living or get busy dying".

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#85 Post by JJ » 28 Aug 2006, 13:33

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#86 Post by Steel Frog » 22 May 2009, 21:26

I use antlers in all of my decorating

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#87 Post by Midrats » 22 May 2009, 21:55

Steel Frog wrote:I use antlers in all of my decorating

And is ev'ry last inch of you covered with hair?
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#88 Post by Steel Frog » 23 May 2009, 00:35

Midrats wrote:
Steel Frog wrote:I use antlers in all of my decorating

And is ev'ry last inch of you covered with hair?

:green: Also love the corresponding action for "matches wits like Gaston" in that number.

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#89 Post by Steel Frog » 09 Jun 2009, 14:06

I mock you with my monkeypants.

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#90 Post by AngelTash » 10 Jun 2009, 07:14

Steel Frog wrote:I mock you with my monkeypants.

:lol:
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#92 Post by Buckykatt » 14 Oct 2009, 11:25

We got Mr. Bucky an iPhone yesterday---my account was eligible for the upgrade but his wasn't, so like the fabulous wife I am, I let him take the iPhone and I took his Nokia. (is that a Nokia cell phone?) It's the same model as the one I had but, uh, not broken. :oops: Anyway, so we moved all my contacts and crap and I re-set up the voice mail and had to download a new ringtone. Finally decided on Back in Black. So I wandered around the house last night going "Check it out--I'm Dean."

For some reason, this just keeps making me laugh.

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#93 Post by Steel Frog » 25 Jan 2010, 10:41

Mary Jane: You know, you're taller than you look.
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#95 Post by Bill » 11 Mar 2012, 21:56

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#96 Post by AngelTash » 12 Mar 2012, 07:24

:lol:
All things truly wicked start from innocence.

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#97 Post by Steel Frog » 10 Dec 2012, 20:59

"riding a vixen the wrong way down a one-way street"

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#98 Post by Steel Frog » 10 Mar 2013, 14:40

"What the Hell is an aluminum falcon?"

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#99 Post by Sela » 10 Mar 2013, 15:20

Steel Frog wrote:"What the Hell is an aluminum falcon?"
:lol:

Showed it to my wife a couple of days ago, and she loved it.

I'm big on..
- I'll have the calamari
- Well, I'll have the insensitive bitch, with a side of f&%#$ you!
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#100 Post by Steel Frog » 12 Mar 2013, 18:49

No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.

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