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Re: Euphemisms

#276 Post by JJ » 27 Oct 2008, 07:09

paying a locksmith to jimmy the lock on my petrol cap
La la la la la.

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#277 Post by alan smithee » 27 Oct 2008, 09:15

JJ wrote:paying a locksmith to jimmy the lock on my petrol cap
Who are you and how did you get in here?
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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#278 Post by Nunis » 21 Nov 2008, 01:19

Hardly subtle, but made me laugh. Maybe it should have gone in the (as yet nonexistant) twhs thread.
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#279 Post by Buckykatt » 21 Nov 2008, 14:24

A sentence actually spoken by me this afternoon:
Buckykatt wrote:I seem to be spending far too much time with my thumbdrive lately.

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#280 Post by AngelTash » 21 Nov 2008, 14:29

Buckykatt wrote:A sentence actually spoken by me this afternoon:
Buckykatt wrote:I seem to be spending far too much time with my thumbdrive lately.
:lol:
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#281 Post by sldawgs » 21 Nov 2008, 14:37

AngelTash wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:A sentence actually spoken by me this afternoon:
Buckykatt wrote:I seem to be spending far too much time with my thumbdrive lately.
:lol:
Do you find yourself clicking the mouse a lot?
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#282 Post by AngelTash » 21 Nov 2008, 14:39

sldawgs wrote:
AngelTash wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:A sentence actually spoken by me this afternoon:
Buckykatt wrote:I seem to be spending far too much time with my thumbdrive lately.
:lol:
Do you find yourself clicking the mouse a lot?
does clicking a pen count? :o
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#283 Post by Buckykatt » 21 Nov 2008, 14:40

sldawgs wrote:
AngelTash wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:A sentence actually spoken by me this afternoon:
Buckykatt wrote:I seem to be spending far too much time with my thumbdrive lately.
:lol:
Do you find yourself clicking the mouse a lot?
No, mainly playing with the rollerball.
I'm going to give myself carpal tunnel, though, cuz I can't go left.

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#284 Post by TravisBickle » 21 Nov 2008, 14:40

AngelTash wrote:
sldawgs wrote:
AngelTash wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:A sentence actually spoken by me this afternoon:
Buckykatt wrote:I seem to be spending far too much time with my thumbdrive lately.
:lol:
Do you find yourself clicking the mouse a lot?
does clicking a pen count? :o
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#285 Post by sldawgs » 21 Nov 2008, 14:41

AngelTash wrote:
sldawgs wrote:
AngelTash wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:A sentence actually spoken by me this afternoon:
Buckykatt wrote:I seem to be spending far too much time with my thumbdrive lately.
:lol:
Do you find yourself clicking the mouse a lot?
does clicking a pen count? :o
I guess it depends on your technique. :mishchief:

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#286 Post by AngelTash » 21 Nov 2008, 14:42

TravisBickle wrote:
AngelTash wrote:
sldawgs wrote:
AngelTash wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:A sentence actually spoken by me this afternoon:
Buckykatt wrote:I seem to be spending far too much time with my thumbdrive lately.
:lol:
Do you find yourself clicking the mouse a lot?
does clicking a pen count? :o
Depends if you're nekked.
I'll never tell. :tongue:
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#287 Post by TravisBickle » 21 Nov 2008, 14:44

AngelTash wrote:
TravisBickle wrote:
AngelTash wrote:
sldawgs wrote:
AngelTash wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:A sentence actually spoken by me this afternoon:
Buckykatt wrote:I seem to be spending far too much time with my thumbdrive lately.
:lol:
Do you find yourself clicking the mouse a lot?
does clicking a pen count? :o
Depends if you're nekked.
I'll never tell. :tongue:
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#288 Post by Toasty » 03 Dec 2008, 09:53

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#289 Post by TK421 » 05 Dec 2008, 13:19

A² wrote:I like the gay guys.
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#290 Post by » 05 Dec 2008, 13:40

TK421 wrote:
A² wrote:I like the gay guys.
As soon as I typed it, I expected it to end up here. Its not really a euphemism, though, is it?
The :) means it's all ok.

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#291 Post by sldawgs » 05 Dec 2008, 13:42

A² wrote:
TK421 wrote:
A² wrote:I like the gay guys.
As soon as I typed it, I expected it to end up here. Its not really a euphemism, though, is it?
Is there a TWHS thread?
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#292 Post by TK421 » 05 Dec 2008, 13:47

sldawgs wrote:
A² wrote:
TK421 wrote:
A² wrote:I like the gay guys.
As soon as I typed it, I expected it to end up here. Its not really a euphemism, though, is it?
Is there a TWHS thread?
I know...

I was actually thinking of making a "Random thing taken WAY out of context" thread.
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#293 Post by Agrajag » 06 Dec 2008, 11:52

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#294 Post by sldawgs » 12 Dec 2008, 15:29

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#295 Post by Agrajag » 21 Dec 2008, 22:08

A² wrote:Sorry, I'm all tapped out
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#296 Post by Agrajag » 28 Dec 2008, 16:35

PB'd on the TWSS thread :s
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#297 Post by bratzks » 30 Dec 2008, 16:30

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#298 Post by » 04 Jan 2009, 17:17

alan smithee wrote: now I have to go (try and) beat it
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#299 Post by Agrajag » 12 Jan 2009, 19:35

DrG wrote:he doesn't get off that easily
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#300 Post by Agrajag » 31 Jan 2009, 03:20

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