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Re: Bored Board

#14451 Post by Nunis » 19 Sep 2012, 23:41

Philip wrote:
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sldawgs wrote:I just opened a package of M&M's and I started thinking. It had 58 total M&M's 14 Green (24.1%), 8 Brown (13.7%), 8 Yellow (13.7%), 7 Red (12%), 9 Blue (15.5%) and 12 Orange (20.6%). Now based on the advertising that would be 22 female (Green and Brown) or 37.9% leaving 36 males (Red Yellow Blue and Orange). Now according to Gallup, fewer then 5% of Americans identify themselves as gay or lesbian. In our little scenario that would be 2.9 M&M's or round it up to 3 gay M&Ms. So, let's say 1 green or brown is gay and 2 red, yellow, blue or orange is gay. That still leaves 21 females and 34 males. Which means even in a perfect world, 1 M&M girl and 13 M&M guys are going to be dateless this weekend. Sad really.

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Woo, polyamory!
Orange doesn't seem too into it.
He's sexually confused.

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Re: Bored Board

#14452 Post by Philip » 20 Sep 2012, 00:08

Nunis wrote:
Philip wrote:
Mazer wrote:
sldawgs wrote:I just opened a package of M&M's and I started thinking. It had 58 total M&M's 14 Green (24.1%), 8 Brown (13.7%), 8 Yellow (13.7%), 7 Red (12%), 9 Blue (15.5%) and 12 Orange (20.6%). Now based on the advertising that would be 22 female (Green and Brown) or 37.9% leaving 36 males (Red Yellow Blue and Orange). Now according to Gallup, fewer then 5% of Americans identify themselves as gay or lesbian. In our little scenario that would be 2.9 M&M's or round it up to 3 gay M&Ms. So, let's say 1 green or brown is gay and 2 red, yellow, blue or orange is gay. That still leaves 21 females and 34 males. Which means even in a perfect world, 1 M&M girl and 13 M&M guys are going to be dateless this weekend. Sad really.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NnlgXdg0iq4/T ... _group.jpg[/imgurl]
Woo, polyamory!
Orange doesn't seem too into it.
He's sexually confused.
By yellow's hand.

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Re: Bored Board

#14453 Post by Bill » 20 Sep 2012, 01:05

Philip wrote:
Nunis wrote:
Philip wrote:
Mazer wrote:
sldawgs wrote:I just opened a package of M&M's and I started thinking. It had 58 total M&M's 14 Green (24.1%), 8 Brown (13.7%), 8 Yellow (13.7%), 7 Red (12%), 9 Blue (15.5%) and 12 Orange (20.6%). Now based on the advertising that would be 22 female (Green and Brown) or 37.9% leaving 36 males (Red Yellow Blue and Orange). Now according to Gallup, fewer then 5% of Americans identify themselves as gay or lesbian. In our little scenario that would be 2.9 M&M's or round it up to 3 gay M&Ms. So, let's say 1 green or brown is gay and 2 red, yellow, blue or orange is gay. That still leaves 21 females and 34 males. Which means even in a perfect world, 1 M&M girl and 13 M&M guys are going to be dateless this weekend. Sad really.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NnlgXdg0iq4/T ... _group.jpg[/imgurl]
Woo, polyamory!
Orange doesn't seem too into it.
He's sexually confused.
By yellow's hand.
And blue's, it seems.
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Re: Bored Board

#14454 Post by sldawgs » 17 Oct 2012, 15:28

Yep, 1 and a half after work and I am still stuck at my desk waiting for my ride, who is stuck in court. She just now texted that she is on the way...it takes her 30 minutes to get here. Did I mention I'm bored? The price of trying to save money on gas by commuting.
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Re: Bored Board

#14455 Post by Buckykatt » 19 Oct 2012, 12:22

Zzzzzz

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#14456 Post by Steel Frog » 19 Oct 2012, 18:50

Buckykatt wrote:Zzzzzz
Was playing Hangman in a team meeting as you wrote this.

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Re: Bored Board

#14457 Post by spymeg » 19 Oct 2012, 21:18

Steel Frog wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:Zzzzzz
Was playing Hangman in a team meeting as you wrote this.
What was the word?

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#14458 Post by Steel Frog » 19 Oct 2012, 21:22

spymeg wrote:
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Buckykatt wrote:Zzzzzz
Was playing Hangman in a team meeting as you wrote this.
What was the word?
Ghost


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Re: Bored Board

#14459 Post by spymeg » 19 Oct 2012, 21:25

Steel Frog wrote:
spymeg wrote:
Steel Frog wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:Zzzzzz
Was playing Hangman in a team meeting as you wrote this.
What was the word?
Ghost


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No way.

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Re: Bored Board

#14460 Post by Steel Frog » 19 Oct 2012, 21:29

spymeg wrote:
Steel Frog wrote:
spymeg wrote:
Steel Frog wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:Zzzzzz
Was playing Hangman in a team meeting as you wrote this.
What was the word?
Ghost


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No way.
Way.

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Re: Bored Board

#14461 Post by Midrats » 06 Nov 2012, 12:05

After 17 years, I finally got new accounting software for the office! However, now I get the unenviable task of entering over 3,000 inventory items, countless vendors and customers. I'm sure to be comatose by quitting time!
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#14462 Post by sldawgs » 06 Nov 2012, 12:35

Midrats wrote:After 17 years, I finally got new accounting software for the office! However, now I get the unenviable task of entering over 3,000 inventory items, countless vendors and customers. I'm sure to be comatose by quitting time!
I see what you are doing there. I'm close to a milestone and you're close to a milestone. Posting on the board board, I'm on to you Bunny, I mean Buddy! ;)
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Re: Bored Board

#14463 Post by Midrats » 06 Nov 2012, 12:38

sldawgs wrote:
Midrats wrote:After 17 years, I finally got new accounting software for the office! However, now I get the unenviable task of entering over 3,000 inventory items, countless vendors and customers. I'm sure to be comatose by quitting time!
I see what you are doing there. I'm close to a milestone and you're close to a milestone. Posting on the board board, I'm on to you Bunny, I mean Buddy! ;)
Damn! Guess I'd better cancel the 38 posts I had planned for here :(
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#14464 Post by sldawgs » 06 Nov 2012, 12:56

Midrats wrote:
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Midrats wrote:After 17 years, I finally got new accounting software for the office! However, now I get the unenviable task of entering over 3,000 inventory items, countless vendors and customers. I'm sure to be comatose by quitting time!
I see what you are doing there. I'm close to a milestone and you're close to a milestone. Posting on the board board, I'm on to you Bunny, I mean Buddy! ;)
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Re: Bored Board

#14465 Post by Midrats » 06 Nov 2012, 13:39

sldawgs wrote:
Midrats wrote:
sldawgs wrote:
Midrats wrote:After 17 years, I finally got new accounting software for the office! However, now I get the unenviable task of entering over 3,000 inventory items, countless vendors and customers. I'm sure to be comatose by quitting time!
I see what you are doing there. I'm close to a milestone and you're close to a milestone. Posting on the board board, I'm on to you Bunny, I mean Buddy! ;)
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#14466 Post by sldawgs » 06 Nov 2012, 13:45

Midrats wrote:
sldawgs wrote:
Midrats wrote:
sldawgs wrote:
Midrats wrote:After 17 years, I finally got new accounting software for the office! However, now I get the unenviable task of entering over 3,000 inventory items, countless vendors and customers. I'm sure to be comatose by quitting time!
I see what you are doing there. I'm close to a milestone and you're close to a milestone. Posting on the board board, I'm on to you Bunny, I mean Buddy! ;)
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#14467 Post by sldawgs » 21 Nov 2012, 11:37

Yep, 1:30 on the day before Thanksgiving, the commissioner has authorized everyone to take the afternoon off...

...except a skeleton crew. And guess who is a nice guy and volunteered to stay and cover the rest of the day.


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#14468 Post by Midrats » 21 Nov 2012, 21:03

sldawgs wrote:Yep, 1:30 on the day before Thanksgiving, the commissioner has authorized everyone to take the afternoon off...

...except a skeleton crew. And guess who is a nice guy and volunteered to stay and cover the rest of the day.


Yep, you guessed it.
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#14469 Post by Steel Frog » 21 Nov 2012, 21:16

Midrats wrote:
sldawgs wrote:Yep, 1:30 on the day before Thanksgiving, the commissioner has authorized everyone to take the afternoon off...

...except a skeleton crew. And guess who is a nice guy and volunteered to stay and cover the rest of the day.


Yep, you guessed it.
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#14470 Post by spymeg » 23 Nov 2012, 07:45

Steel Frog wrote:
Midrats wrote:
sldawgs wrote:Yep, 1:30 on the day before Thanksgiving, the commissioner has authorized everyone to take the afternoon off...

...except a skeleton crew. And guess who is a nice guy and volunteered to stay and cover the rest of the day.


Yep, you guessed it.
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Re: Bored Board

#14471 Post by Mazer » 12 Dec 2012, 13:06

Sitting on a dock in Panama City, waiting for the provision truck to arrive. It is over two hours late. And when they asked me to take the skiff in, I didn't know what it was for so I didn't grab a book. Or a wallet so I can buy a nice cold drink. It's stinking hot.

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#14472 Post by Nunis » 12 Dec 2012, 23:20

Mazer wrote:Sitting on a dock in Panama City, waiting for the provision truck to arrive. It is over two hours late. And when they asked me to take the skiff in, I didn't know what it was for so I didn't grab a book. Or a wallet so I can buy a nice cold drink. It's stinking hot.
You, my dear, don't have the right to be in this thread for at least 5 more months.

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#14473 Post by Batman » 13 Dec 2012, 00:31

Nunis wrote:
Mazer wrote:Sitting on a dock in Panama City, waiting for the provision truck to arrive. It is over two hours late. And when they asked me to take the skiff in, I didn't know what it was for so I didn't grab a book. Or a wallet so I can buy a nice cold drink. It's stinking hot.
You, my dear, don't have the right to be in this thread for at least 5 more months.
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#14474 Post by knarf » 13 Dec 2012, 05:27

Batman wrote:
Nunis wrote:
Mazer wrote:Sitting on a dock in Panama City, waiting for the provision truck to arrive. It is over two hours late. And when they asked me to take the skiff in, I didn't know what it was for so I didn't grab a book. Or a wallet so I can buy a nice cold drink. It's stinking hot.
You, my dear, don't have the right to be in this thread for at least 5 more months.
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#14475 Post by » 13 Dec 2012, 07:00

knarf wrote:
Batman wrote:
Nunis wrote:
Mazer wrote:Sitting on a dock in Panama City, waiting for the provision truck to arrive. It is over two hours late. And when they asked me to take the skiff in, I didn't know what it was for so I didn't grab a book. Or a wallet so I can buy a nice cold drink. It's stinking hot.
You, my dear, don't have the right to be in this thread for at least 5 more months.
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