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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 19 Sep 2012, 23:41 
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I just opened a package of M&M's and I started thinking. It had 58 total M&M's 14 Green (24.1%), 8 Brown (13.7%), 8 Yellow (13.7%), 7 Red (12%), 9 Blue (15.5%) and 12 Orange (20.6%). Now based on the advertising that would be 22 female (Green and Brown) or 37.9% leaving 36 males (Red Yellow Blue and Orange). Now according to Gallup, fewer then 5% of Americans identify themselves as gay or lesbian. In our little scenario that would be 2.9 M&M's or round it up to 3 gay M&Ms. So, let's say 1 green or brown is gay and 2 red, yellow, blue or orange is gay. That still leaves 21 females and 34 males. Which means even in a perfect world, 1 M&M girl and 13 M&M guys are going to be dateless this weekend. Sad really.


Woo, polyamory!

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 20 Sep 2012, 00:08 
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I just opened a package of M&M's and I started thinking. It had 58 total M&M's 14 Green (24.1%), 8 Brown (13.7%), 8 Yellow (13.7%), 7 Red (12%), 9 Blue (15.5%) and 12 Orange (20.6%). Now based on the advertising that would be 22 female (Green and Brown) or 37.9% leaving 36 males (Red Yellow Blue and Orange). Now according to Gallup, fewer then 5% of Americans identify themselves as gay or lesbian. In our little scenario that would be 2.9 M&M's or round it up to 3 gay M&Ms. So, let's say 1 green or brown is gay and 2 red, yellow, blue or orange is gay. That still leaves 21 females and 34 males. Which means even in a perfect world, 1 M&M girl and 13 M&M guys are going to be dateless this weekend. Sad really.


Woo, polyamory!

Orange doesn't seem too into it.

He's sexually confused.

By yellow's hand.


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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 20 Sep 2012, 01:05 
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Philip wrote:
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I just opened a package of M&M's and I started thinking. It had 58 total M&M's 14 Green (24.1%), 8 Brown (13.7%), 8 Yellow (13.7%), 7 Red (12%), 9 Blue (15.5%) and 12 Orange (20.6%). Now based on the advertising that would be 22 female (Green and Brown) or 37.9% leaving 36 males (Red Yellow Blue and Orange). Now according to Gallup, fewer then 5% of Americans identify themselves as gay or lesbian. In our little scenario that would be 2.9 M&M's or round it up to 3 gay M&Ms. So, let's say 1 green or brown is gay and 2 red, yellow, blue or orange is gay. That still leaves 21 females and 34 males. Which means even in a perfect world, 1 M&M girl and 13 M&M guys are going to be dateless this weekend. Sad really.


Woo, polyamory!

Orange doesn't seem too into it.

He's sexually confused.

By yellow's hand.

And blue's, it seems.

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 17 Oct 2012, 15:28 
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Yep, 1 and a half after work and I am still stuck at my desk waiting for my ride, who is stuck in court. She just now texted that she is on the way...it takes her 30 minutes to get here. Did I mention I'm bored? The price of trying to save money on gas by commuting.

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
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Was playing Hangman in a team meeting as you wrote this.

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 19 Oct 2012, 21:18 
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Was playing Hangman in a team meeting as you wrote this.

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
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Zzzzzz

Was playing Hangman in a team meeting as you wrote this.

What was the word?

Ghost


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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 19 Oct 2012, 21:25 
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Zzzzzz

Was playing Hangman in a team meeting as you wrote this.

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 19 Oct 2012, 21:29 
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spymeg wrote:
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Zzzzzz

Was playing Hangman in a team meeting as you wrote this.

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No way.

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
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After 17 years, I finally got new accounting software for the office! However, now I get the unenviable task of entering over 3,000 inventory items, countless vendors and customers. I'm sure to be comatose by quitting time!

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 06 Nov 2012, 12:35 
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After 17 years, I finally got new accounting software for the office! However, now I get the unenviable task of entering over 3,000 inventory items, countless vendors and customers. I'm sure to be comatose by quitting time!

I see what you are doing there. I'm close to a milestone and you're close to a milestone. Posting on the board board, I'm on to you Bunny, I mean Buddy! ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
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After 17 years, I finally got new accounting software for the office! However, now I get the unenviable task of entering over 3,000 inventory items, countless vendors and customers. I'm sure to be comatose by quitting time!

I see what you are doing there. I'm close to a milestone and you're close to a milestone. Posting on the board board, I'm on to you Bunny, I mean Buddy! ;)

Damn! Guess I'd better cancel the 38 posts I had planned for here :(

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 06 Nov 2012, 12:56 
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After 17 years, I finally got new accounting software for the office! However, now I get the unenviable task of entering over 3,000 inventory items, countless vendors and customers. I'm sure to be comatose by quitting time!

I see what you are doing there. I'm close to a milestone and you're close to a milestone. Posting on the board board, I'm on to you Bunny, I mean Buddy! ;)

Damn! Guess I'd better cancel the 38 posts I had planned for here :(

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 06 Nov 2012, 13:39 
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sldawgs wrote:
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After 17 years, I finally got new accounting software for the office! However, now I get the unenviable task of entering over 3,000 inventory items, countless vendors and customers. I'm sure to be comatose by quitting time!

I see what you are doing there. I'm close to a milestone and you're close to a milestone. Posting on the board board, I'm on to you Bunny, I mean Buddy! ;)

Damn! Guess I'd better cancel the 38 posts I had planned for here :(

Rabbit Season!

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 06 Nov 2012, 13:45 
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After 17 years, I finally got new accounting software for the office! However, now I get the unenviable task of entering over 3,000 inventory items, countless vendors and customers. I'm sure to be comatose by quitting time!

I see what you are doing there. I'm close to a milestone and you're close to a milestone. Posting on the board board, I'm on to you Bunny, I mean Buddy! ;)

Damn! Guess I'd better cancel the 38 posts I had planned for here :(

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 21 Nov 2012, 11:37 
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Yep, 1:30 on the day before Thanksgiving, the commissioner has authorized everyone to take the afternoon off...

...except a skeleton crew. And guess who is a nice guy and volunteered to stay and cover the rest of the day.


Yep, you guessed it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 21 Nov 2012, 21:03 
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Yep, 1:30 on the day before Thanksgiving, the commissioner has authorized everyone to take the afternoon off...

...except a skeleton crew. And guess who is a nice guy and volunteered to stay and cover the rest of the day.


Yep, you guessed it.

Who? :tongue:

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 21 Nov 2012, 21:16 
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Yep, 1:30 on the day before Thanksgiving, the commissioner has authorized everyone to take the afternoon off...

...except a skeleton crew. And guess who is a nice guy and volunteered to stay and cover the rest of the day.


Yep, you guessed it.

Who? :tongue:

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 23 Nov 2012, 07:45 
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Yep, 1:30 on the day before Thanksgiving, the commissioner has authorized everyone to take the afternoon off...

...except a skeleton crew. And guess who is a nice guy and volunteered to stay and cover the rest of the day.


Yep, you guessed it.

Who? :tongue:

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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 12 Dec 2012, 13:06 
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Sitting on a dock in Panama City, waiting for the provision truck to arrive. It is over two hours late. And when they asked me to take the skiff in, I didn't know what it was for so I didn't grab a book. Or a wallet so I can buy a nice cold drink. It's stinking hot.


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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 12 Dec 2012, 23:20 
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Sitting on a dock in Panama City, waiting for the provision truck to arrive. It is over two hours late. And when they asked me to take the skiff in, I didn't know what it was for so I didn't grab a book. Or a wallet so I can buy a nice cold drink. It's stinking hot.

You, my dear, don't have the right to be in this thread for at least 5 more months.


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 Post subject: Re: Bored Board
PostPosted: 13 Dec 2012, 00:31 
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Sitting on a dock in Panama City, waiting for the provision truck to arrive. It is over two hours late. And when they asked me to take the skiff in, I didn't know what it was for so I didn't grab a book. Or a wallet so I can buy a nice cold drink. It's stinking hot.

You, my dear, don't have the right to be in this thread for at least 5 more months.

:lol:

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Sitting on a dock in Panama City, waiting for the provision truck to arrive. It is over two hours late. And when they asked me to take the skiff in, I didn't know what it was for so I didn't grab a book. Or a wallet so I can buy a nice cold drink. It's stinking hot.

You, my dear, don't have the right to be in this thread for at least 5 more months.

:lol:

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Sitting on a dock in Panama City, waiting for the provision truck to arrive. It is over two hours late. And when they asked me to take the skiff in, I didn't know what it was for so I didn't grab a book. Or a wallet so I can buy a nice cold drink. It's stinking hot.

You, my dear, don't have the right to be in this thread for at least 5 more months.

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This is the bored board version of the humble brag

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