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Re: Random thing that proves you're a dumbass...

#676 Post by Steel Frog » 11 May 2012, 17:36

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#677 Post by snotball » 07 Aug 2012, 06:17

A few weeks ago, I went to the ATM and drew about $300. Then I took my credit card and left, leaving the money there. Only about an hour later, when I opened my wallet, I noticed there was no money in it, even though I knew I went to the ATM. It then dawned on me that I never actually held the money on my hand. Needless to say when I went back there was no money there. Fortunately, when I told my mom the story, she told me that if you don't pick up the money, the ATM swallows it back. After checking again with the bank, I was relieved to find out that that's what happened to me as well.
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#678 Post by Steel Frog » 07 Aug 2012, 06:48

snotball wrote:A few weeks ago, I went to the ATM and drew about $300. Then I took my credit card and left, leaving the money there. Only about an hour later, when I opened my wallet, I noticed there was no money in it, even though I knew I went to the ATM. It then dawned on me that I never actually held the money on my hand. Needless to say when I went back there was no money there. Fortunately, when I told my mom the story, she told me that if you don't pick up the money, the ATM swallows it back. After checking again with the bank, I was relieved to find out that that's what happened to me as well.
I've seen not one, but two people do this in the last few years ... it is quite tempting to take the(ir) money and split. Quite tempting, indeed.

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#679 Post by NoShoes » 07 Aug 2012, 11:59

Yesterday morning I used my cereal bowl for my dog's food (I noticed while I was mixing hot water with the dry food and saw the dog's bowl in the drain board)

And this was about 20 minutes before I opened the back door before shutting off the alarm there by waking my wife up in a state of panic.

Apparently I need more sleep :)
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#680 Post by Midrats » 07 Aug 2012, 12:03

NoShoes wrote:Yesterday morning I used my cereal bowl for my dog's food (I noticed while I was mixing hot water with the dry food and saw the dog's bowl in the drain board)

And this was about 20 minutes before I opened the back door before shutting off the alarm there by waking my wife up in a state of panic.

Apparently I need more sleep :)
Good thing the forums are back up... that sounds like a pretty bad case of FilmWise withdrawal!
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#681 Post by Will » 16 Aug 2012, 05:33

I have recently become aware that 98% of the knowledge I accumulate nowadays comes from Cracked.com articles. The other 2% is from those e-cards people post on Facebook. But I do love the writing on Cracked.com..
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#682 Post by knarf » 16 Aug 2012, 06:24

:green: Cracked articles are generally awesome.
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#683 Post by Buckykatt » 24 Oct 2012, 07:08

Spent a good 20 minutes this morning desperately searching for my car key. "I drove home last night! How can I have lost it between the car and the kitchen table?" (where I always put it) I cried to my husband in dismay. Finally grabbed the extra key and headed out....to find my car key sitting on the hood of my car in the driveway. Apparently I want to be sure I make it as convenient as possible for any potential car thieves in my neighborhood. I'm lucky one of the hoard of teenagers from across the street didn't take my car out for a midnight spin.

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#684 Post by Steel Frog » 24 Oct 2012, 07:10

Buckykatt wrote:Spent a good 20 minutes this morning desperately searching for my car key. "I drove home last night! How can I have lost it between the car and the kitchen table?" (where I always put it) I cried to my husband in dismay. Finally grabbed the extra key and headed out....to find my car key sitting on the hood of my car in the driveway. Apparently I want to be sure I make it as convenient as possible for any potential car thieves in my neighborhood. I'm lucky one of the hoard of teenagers from across the street didn't take my car out for a midnight spin.
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#685 Post by Buckykatt » 24 Oct 2012, 07:24

Mr. B did gently point out that the rowdy teens across the street are probably not jonesing to go joy riding in my 1997 Subaru wagon.

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#686 Post by Steel Frog » 24 Oct 2012, 11:11

Buckykatt wrote:Mr. B did gently point out that the rowdy teens across the street are probably not jonesing to go joy riding in my 1997 Subaru wagon.
Wasn't that part of the ad campaign?

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#687 Post by » 24 Oct 2012, 12:18

Buckykatt wrote:Mr. B did gently point out that the rowdy teens across the street are probably not jonesing to go joy riding in my 1997 Subaru wagon.
Here you go, fishing for compliments again. Look, of course they would like to joy ride in your Subaru. Who wouldn't?
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#688 Post by Batman » 24 Oct 2012, 23:45

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Buckykatt wrote:Mr. B did gently point out that the rowdy teens across the street are probably not jonesing to go joy riding in my 1997 Subaru wagon.
Here you go, fishing for compliments again. Look, of course they would like to joy ride in your Subaru. Who wouldn't?
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#689 Post by knarf » 25 Oct 2012, 04:16

Batman wrote:
A² wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:Mr. B did gently point out that the rowdy teens across the street are probably not jonesing to go joy riding in my 1997 Subaru wagon.
Here you go, fishing for compliments again. Look, of course they would like to joy ride in your Subaru. Who wouldn't?
I've been out of the States for a while now. Are you guys using some new, hip sexual euphemsims?
:green: It's much more comfortable than the back of a Volkswagen.
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#690 Post by alan smithee » 27 Oct 2012, 12:44

knarf wrote:
Batman wrote:
A² wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:Mr. B did gently point out that the rowdy teens across the street are probably not jonesing to go joy riding in my 1997 Subaru wagon.
Here you go, fishing for compliments again. Look, of course they would like to joy ride in your Subaru. Who wouldn't?
I've been out of the States for a while now. Are you guys using some new, hip sexual euphemsims?
:green: It's much more comfortable than the back of a Volkswagen.
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#691 Post by bratzks » 12 Nov 2012, 16:50

alan smithee wrote:
knarf wrote:
Batman wrote:
A² wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:Mr. B did gently point out that the rowdy teens across the street are probably not jonesing to go joy riding in my 1997 Subaru wagon.
Here you go, fishing for compliments again. Look, of course they would like to joy ride in your Subaru. Who wouldn't?
I've been out of the States for a while now. Are you guys using some new, hip sexual euphemsims?
:green: It's much more comfortable than the back of a Volkswagen.
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#692 Post by Batman » 12 Nov 2012, 22:45

bratzks wrote:
alan smithee wrote:
knarf wrote:
Batman wrote:
A² wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:Mr. B did gently point out that the rowdy teens across the street are probably not jonesing to go joy riding in my 1997 Subaru wagon.
Here you go, fishing for compliments again. Look, of course they would like to joy ride in your Subaru. Who wouldn't?
I've been out of the States for a while now. Are you guys using some new, hip sexual euphemsims?
:green: It's much more comfortable than the back of a Volkswagen.
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#693 Post by knarf » 13 Nov 2012, 06:35

Batman wrote:
bratzks wrote:
alan smithee wrote:
knarf wrote:
Batman wrote:
A² wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:Mr. B did gently point out that the rowdy teens across the street are probably not jonesing to go joy riding in my 1997 Subaru wagon.
Here you go, fishing for compliments again. Look, of course they would like to joy ride in your Subaru. Who wouldn't?
I've been out of the States for a while now. Are you guys using some new, hip sexual euphemsims?
:green: It's much more comfortable than the back of a Volkswagen.
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#694 Post by bratzks » 13 Nov 2012, 12:30

knarf wrote:
Batman wrote:
bratzks wrote:
alan smithee wrote:
knarf wrote:
Batman wrote:
A² wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:Mr. B did gently point out that the rowdy teens across the street are probably not jonesing to go joy riding in my 1997 Subaru wagon.
Here you go, fishing for compliments again. Look, of course they would like to joy ride in your Subaru. Who wouldn't?
I've been out of the States for a while now. Are you guys using some new, hip sexual euphemsims?
:green: It's much more comfortable than the back of a Volkswagen.
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ty
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17 days from wd to np - might be a record.
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#695 Post by knarf » 13 Nov 2012, 13:46

bratzks wrote:
knarf wrote:
Batman wrote:
bratzks wrote:
alan smithee wrote:
knarf wrote:
Batman wrote:
A² wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:Mr. B did gently point out that the rowdy teens across the street are probably not jonesing to go joy riding in my 1997 Subaru wagon.
Here you go, fishing for compliments again. Look, of course they would like to joy ride in your Subaru. Who wouldn't?
I've been out of the States for a while now. Are you guys using some new, hip sexual euphemsims?
:green: It's much more comfortable than the back of a Volkswagen.
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#696 Post by Steel Frog » 18 Nov 2012, 12:14

So at food shoppin' today for the first time in months I get every single thing on the list. And I even got a good parking spot, another rarity. All of which made absolutely no difference as I hadn't brought my wallet to the store. *sigh*

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#697 Post by Buckykatt » 18 Nov 2012, 19:44

Wait--you work for the damn people, they're not willing to say you're good for it?
Bummer, dude.

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#698 Post by Toasty » 27 Nov 2012, 10:15

Buckykatt wrote:Wait--you work for the damn people, they're not willing to say you're good for it?
Bummer, dude.
People???!

I ain't PEOPLE!
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#699 Post by Steel Frog » 27 Nov 2012, 11:08

Toasty wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:Wait--you work for the damn people, they're not willing to say you're good for it?
Bummer, dude.
People???!

I ain't PEOPLE!
Geez. Good luck making Soylent Green out of you.

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#700 Post by Midrats » 27 Nov 2012, 11:19

Toasty wrote:
Buckykatt wrote:Wait--you work for the damn people, they're not willing to say you're good for it?
Bummer, dude.
People???!

I ain't PEOPLE!
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