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PostPosted: 29 May 2007, 16:19 
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Daddy Day Camp (2007)

That's right, the long-awaited sequel to the epic fuckfart of about 4 years ago. Seriously people, does every movie have to be a sequel, worthless or not? Where's the originality gone? Up Hollywood's ass! Why the fuck would anyone want to do with shit like this? Daddy Day Camp?!! Are you fucking kidding me?? What the fucking shit is this?? Do we need to further expand on the unoriginal anal shit that we had to drag our kids to a few years ago? Fuck!! This means kids are going to be shitting their pants saying "DADDY!!! A NEW DADDY DAY CARE MOVIE!!! TAKE ME TAKE ME TAKE ME!!!!" And where the fuck is the trailer and poster art?! There isn't even a fucking synopsis!! It's been complete for a while, can you get the brains and originality and come up with something like, a poster? Or maybe you feel that if you made a poster, people wouldn't see your movie, being reminded of the torture they endured years ago? I would rather be constipated for a week than see this shit. And Cuba Gooding JR? Fuck you. You used to be good, now your shit. Live with it.


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You go, bdude -- don't hold back, man.


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This thread is evidence that bdude is Cartman.

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A film that is so shit even Eddie Murphy doesn't want to be associated with it!? :o

It just doesn't bear thinking about.

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Kaaaahn!!!! wrote:
A film that is so shit even Eddie Murphy doesn't want to be associated with it!?

his brother Brian Doyle-Murphy is playing Uncle Morty

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It was directed by Fred Savage...
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It was directed by Fred Savage...
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Oh shit man, we got ourselves a fucking trailer. And a goddamned poster blatently ripping off the first one. Okay, people, you know a movie is going to be shredded cocks if it rips of its original.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0462244/ Link to IMDB page.

Oh yeah, and ladies and gentlemen, we have a rating. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but look what it was rated PG for.

"Mild bodily humor, and language."

Fuck. Did I read that correctly?! Is the rating actually summing up the fucking movie? You know the movies going to be shit if the rating announces that it has fart jokes IN THE FUCKING RATING!! Jeez, so much they have to advertise it like that?! Goddamn, 90 minutes of pure torture for those parents of 6-8 year olds. I'm going to edit the rating for everyone, to what it should've said.

Rated PG for:
The fact that if we rate it R or PG13, we won't have mass suicide in the theater from parents. Oh yeah, and there are tons of fart jokes and shit jokes. WHY DID FRED SAVAGE MAKE US SIT AND RATE THIS??!! A CRITIC FUCKING KILLED HIMSELF WATCHING THIS!!! AHHH!!! TELL YOUR SON THE MOVIE'S RATED R!!! JUST TRUST US, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO SEE IT!! Oh yeah, and they say "crap" a bunch of times, and that's all.

Hey, it's the truth. Oh yeah, discussing the trailer:

At the beginning of the trailer, it says "Daddy Day Care Rocks!" on a banner. I know, it wasn't talking about the movie, but way to set a first impression. "Hey, Daddy Day Care is the best fucking movie ever!!!" would be equal to what is really there. UMMM, even if Daddy Day Care did rock, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING ANNOUNCE IT, ESPECIALLY 1 SECOND INTO THE GODDAMNED TRAILER!!! Direction 101 tip: never announce that your movie is the best, even if it is. It will get people to hate you even more than they already do. Unfortunantly, Savage was sleeping through that part of class.


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bdude's making me kinda want to see the film. Will I be able to pick up the plot if I didn't go to the first one?

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