Tom Cruise is Crazy
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Oh, no no. He's a fucking nutjob. It's just... if we're gonna call him out on being crazy, let's at least point at facts.Nunis wrote:Hey, why are you defending him? Tom Cruise is fucking craaaaaaaazy, right?
Like, how he's giving seminars on birthin' babies.
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No shit, SherlockBatshit Crazy Cruise wrote:And they are remaining silent about the sex of the baby.
"We haven't told anybody," says Cruise. "It's either gonna be a boy or a girl."

Can't open the link that kinggrl posted, so I'll try at home. No doubt it will just piss me off

Statler: Well, how do you like the film?
Waldorf: I've seen detergents leave a better film than this.

Waldorf: I've seen detergents leave a better film than this.



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C'mon. There was a clear and distinct difference in his demeanor, voice, and body language from when he was talking about his movie and childhood to when he was talking (lying) about Katie and Scientology.VoteforPedro wrote:I thought he actually seemed normal during his Diane Sawyer interview. Either people REALLY do write a lot of wrong things about him, or he's been brushing up on his acting skills...
I was very weird and kinda creepy.
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I think he was referring to the amniotic sac.Jimothy wrote:Oh, yeah, we all know how fun births are.Tom Cruise is Clinically Insane wrote:The couple haven't decided whether Holmes will give birth in a hospital. "At home, maybe," Cruise says. "We're really going back and forth on that one. But it's gonna be a blast."
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Note to Mirror: burying and eating are separate activities.UK Mirror wrote:Cruise, who has two adopted children with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, will not be the first star to make a meal out of his baby's placenta.
Rod Stewart and girlfriend Penny Lancaster took home their baby's placenta, sprinkled it with tee tree oil and buried it in the garden.
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Well that sure explains why that buffet I went to the other day was so depressing.JJ wrote:Note to Mirror: burying and eating are separate activities.UK Mirror wrote:Cruise, who has two adopted children with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, will not be the first star to make a meal out of his baby's placenta.
Rod Stewart and girlfriend Penny Lancaster took home their baby's placenta, sprinkled it with tee tree oil and buried it in the garden.
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One dollar's worth was all that you could stand?Batman wrote:Well that sure explains why that buffet I went to the other day was so depressing.JJ wrote:Note to Mirror: burying and eating are separate activities.UK Mirror wrote:Cruise, who has two adopted children with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, will not be the first star to make a meal out of his baby's placenta.
Rod Stewart and girlfriend Penny Lancaster took home their baby's placenta, sprinkled it with tee tree oil and buried it in the garden.
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That quote pretty much sums up the Daily Mirror. We stopped getting it as it's standards were slipping. So we started to have The Sun deliveredJJ wrote:Note to Mirror: burying and eating are separate activities.UK Mirror wrote:Cruise, who has two adopted children with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, will not be the first star to make a meal out of his baby's placenta.
Rod Stewart and girlfriend Penny Lancaster took home their baby's placenta, sprinkled it with tee tree oil and buried it in the garden.

Statler: Well, how do you like the film?
Waldorf: I've seen detergents leave a better film than this.

Waldorf: I've seen detergents leave a better film than this.



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You wouldn't be the first couple to make a meal out of the Daily Mirror.DrG wrote:That quote pretty much sums up the Daily Mirror. We stopped getting it as it's standards were slipping. So we started to have The Sun deliveredJJ wrote:Note to Mirror: burying and eating are separate activities.UK Mirror wrote:Cruise, who has two adopted children with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, will not be the first star to make a meal out of his baby's placenta.
Rod Stewart and girlfriend Penny Lancaster took home their baby's placenta, sprinkled it with tee tree oil and buried it in the garden.
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"Father is a loon," Robinson continued.newz wrote:Cruise, Holmes Have Baby Girl Named Suri
By SANDY COHEN, AP Entertainment Writer 9 minutes ago
LOS ANGELES - The Tomkitten has arrived.
Tom Cruise and
Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson. The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.
"Both mother and daughter are doing well," Robinson said in a prepared statement.
No word on whether the baby had a fringe on top.
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Now that I think about it, 'Piranha 3' would have been another better name than Suri.alan smithee wrote:It has begun.
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Other rejected follow-up:JJ wrote:"Father is a loon," Robinson continued.newz wrote:Cruise, Holmes Have Baby Girl Named Suri
By SANDY COHEN, AP Entertainment Writer 9 minutes ago
LOS ANGELES - The Tomkitten has arrived.
Tom Cruise and
Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson. The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.
"Both mother and daughter are doing well," Robinson said in a prepared statement.
"Placenta not so good," Robinson continued.
You write your own line.
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