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PostPosted: 07 Mar 2007, 21:56 
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RULES: OK, this thread is the definitive one for what movies should have been called. Everyone may make suggestions; in the first two posts of this thread Frog and I will compile the lists of only the best of your suggestions. Both of us must agree or it doesn't get up here.

Quintessential Retitled Movies

Beyond Boredom (suggested by: Buckykatt)
Because I Had Nothing Better to Watch (suggested by: Agrajag)
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Sucks Some Cock (suggested by: Kicking and Screaming)
From Justin to Kelly to Video (suggested by: Steel Frog)
The House of Sand and Fog and Ennui (Traditional)
Star and a Half (Cop and a Half, suggested by: Steel Frog)
The Mirror has Two Chins (suggested by: friend of JJ)

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Fishtar (Waterworld, source unknown)
POSeidon (suggested by: Gren)
Seven Dollars in Toilet (source unknown)
Star Wars Episode III: Sith Sandwich (suggested by: JJ)
The Thin Plot Line
Third Blood (Rambo III, suggested by: TK421, Middle)
Waiting to Exit the Theater (suggested by: JJ)

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From Justin to Kelly to DVD (suggested by: Steel Frog)


From Justin to Kelly to USA Network

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Instead of Seven Years in Tibet, how about Seven Hours in a Theater?

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Fast Times At Ridgemont High should have been called PAUSE is bad for the VCR

Oh, and back on my soapbox...Rambo III should have been either First Blood III or Rambo II.

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TK421 wrote:
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High should have been called PAUSE is bad for the VCR

Oh, and back on my soapbox...Rambo III should have been either First Blood III or Rambo II.

Or Rambo II: First Blood part III (or Third Blood)

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You've got a 2nd on POSeidon. I would have accepted 7 Years in the Theatre too.

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Is it The Mirror Has Two Chins or The Theater Has Two Exits?

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Is it The Mirror Has Two Chins or The Theater Has Two Exits?

Go with the Chins.

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Middle wrote:
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High should have been called PAUSE is bad for the VCR

Oh, and back on my soapbox...Rambo III should have been either First Blood III or Rambo II.

Or Rambo II: First Blood part III (or Third Blood)

We're close on the latter, though I'm not sure the wording's perfect yet.

I don't think the first suggestion is gaining any traction. You know what Fast Times at Ridgemont High should have been called? Fast Times at Ridgemont High...if Frank Sinatra says its OK.

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I kinda like Any Which Way You Can...if Frank Sinatra Says Its OK.

But I'm not sure it works. Frog?

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JJ wrote:
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TK421 wrote:
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High should have been called PAUSE is bad for the VCR

Oh, and back on my soapbox...Rambo III should have been either First Blood III or Rambo II.

Or Rambo II: First Blood part III (or Third Blood)

We're close on the latter, though I'm not sure the wording's perfect yet.

I don't think the first suggestion is gaining any traction. You know what Fast Times at Ridgemont High should have been called? Fast Times at Ridgemont High...if Frank Sinatra says its OK.

I like Ishturd and Third Blood

Who gets official credit for Fishtar, Seven Dollars, Sith and Waiting?

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Steel Frog wrote:
JJ wrote:
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TK421 wrote:
Ishturd

Fast Times At Ridgemont High should have been called PAUSE is bad for the VCR

Oh, and back on my soapbox...Rambo III should have been either First Blood III or Rambo II.

Or Rambo II: First Blood part III (or Third Blood)

We're close on the latter, though I'm not sure the wording's perfect yet.

I don't think the first suggestion is gaining any traction. You know what Fast Times at Ridgemont High should have been called? Fast Times at Ridgemont High...if Frank Sinatra says its OK.

I like Ishturd

Who gets oddicial credit for Fishtar, Seven Dollars, Sith and Waiting?


Fishtar - traditional (Was it Robin Williams? We saw it first on Letterman or something.)
Seven Dollars - unknown; I'd mostly heard Draven's version
Sith / Waiting - JJ (so far as I know)

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JJ wrote:
I kinda like Any Which Way You Can...if Frank Sinatra Says Its OK.

But I'm not sure it works. Frog?

On the fence here. Lemme think about it.

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Third Blood works for me. Concise.

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JJ wrote:
Third Blood works for me. Concise.

Let's give TK and Middle both credit for that one.

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Steel Frog wrote:
JJ wrote:
Third Blood works for me. Concise.

Let's give TK and Middle both credit for that one.
:banana:

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Middle wrote:
Steel Frog wrote:
JJ wrote:
Third Blood works for me. Concise.

Let's give TK and Middle both credit for that one.
:banana:

But who gets top billing? :mishchief:

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TK421 wrote:
Middle wrote:
Steel Frog wrote:
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Third Blood works for me. Concise.

Let's give TK and Middle both credit for that one.
:banana:

But who gets top billing? :mishchief:


Audio Two. Got it? Good.

(way obscure... sorry)

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You Know, for Kids wrote:
TK421 wrote:
Middle wrote:
Steel Frog wrote:
JJ wrote:
Third Blood works for me. Concise.

Let's give TK and Middle both credit for that one.
:banana:

But who gets top billing? :mishchief:


Audio Two. Got it? Good.

(way obscure... sorry)

Indeed...I'm lost.

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