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AVP 2 or Aliens vs Predator

#1 Post by bdude » 07 Aug 2007, 16:59

No, this is not a fucking joke. That actually is the fucking title.

Aliens vs Predator?! What the hell were those people thinking? Have they sunk low enough, or did they just sit around with their head up there asses searching for a title? Fuckfarts! First off, there was more than 1 alien in the first one, so Aliens vs Predator is a shitty title because it already took place. Second off, and I won't even bother to spoilervision this, but you can skip it if you care so much, Alien lost. Predator won. What's gonna happen, they're going to come back to life?! And this is just the title I'm ripping to shreds, and it's already sounding like shit. Big, chunky shit. I bet they're going to lock the theater doors to avoid a screaming rampage of horror fans desperately wanting to get out. The first one sucks shit, and, what's going to happen if it's a sequel? It will suck diddly dick. More fucking unnecessary sequels?! Another? First it's Boogeyman 2, then Daddy Day Camp, now this?! Fuck! Why, oh why? I think the people involved in this shit are laughing their asses off because critics have to see it, and they can make them have a horrible 2 hours. I wonder when the poster will come out, so I can shit on that.

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#2 Post by Steel Frog » 08 Aug 2007, 08:34

Maybe they can explain "Metric Time" in this one.

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#3 Post by JJ » 08 Aug 2007, 14:00

Steel Frog wrote:Maybe they can explain "Metric Time" in this one.
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Re: AVP 2 or Aliens vs Predator

#4 Post by fishn4 » 08 Aug 2007, 18:15

bdude wrote:
Second off, and I won't even bother to spoilervision this, but you can skip it if you care so much, Alien lost. Predator won.
We'll actually the Aliens won in the first one. Remember baby Alien popping out of Predator's chest at the end?

Second, I hate shitty movies and shittier sequels as much as the next person but going to see the first AVP was like going to see "Snakes on a Plane". It wasn't grand cinema by any means but it lived up to its title and I was satisfied.

That being said, yeah Aliens VS Predator is a very lame title.

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#5 Post by bdude » 08 Aug 2007, 18:21

fishn4 wrote:
bdude wrote:
Second off, and I won't even bother to spoilervision this, but you can skip it if you care so much, Alien lost. Predator won.
We'll actually the Aliens won in the first one. Remember baby Alien popping out of Predator's chest at the end?

Second, I hate shitty movies and shittier sequels as much as the next person but going to see the first AVP was like going to see "Snakes on a Plane". It wasn't grand cinema by any means but it lived up to its title and I was satisfied.

That being said, yeah Aliens VS Predator is a very lame title.

I don't remember that, but even so, couldn't they just kill it, or did it get away or something.

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#6 Post by fishn4 » 08 Aug 2007, 18:23

bdude wrote:
fishn4 wrote:
bdude wrote:
Second off, and I won't even bother to spoilervision this, but you can skip it if you care so much, Alien lost. Predator won.
We'll actually the Aliens won in the first one. Remember baby Alien popping out of Predator's chest at the end?

Second, I hate shitty movies and shittier sequels as much as the next person but going to see the first AVP was like going to see "Snakes on a Plane". It wasn't grand cinema by any means but it lived up to its title and I was satisfied.

That being said, yeah Aliens VS Predator is a very lame title.

I don't remember that, but even so, couldn't they just kill it, or did it get away or something.
It ended on a close up of the baby which appeared to be a hybrid. It looked like a Alien baby but with a Predators mouth. :D

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#7 Post by JJ » 08 Aug 2007, 18:27

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No matter who wins, we lose. Again.

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#8 Post by alan smithee » 08 Aug 2007, 19:21

JJ wrote:Tagline:

No matter who wins, we lose. Again.
Needless to say, I was about to post that. Exactly.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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#9 Post by JJ » 08 Aug 2007, 19:28

alan smithee wrote:
JJ wrote:Tagline:

No matter who wins, we lose. Again.
Needless to say, I was about to post that. Exactly.
GMTA. Again.

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#10 Post by knarf » 08 Aug 2007, 21:31

alan smithee wrote:
JJ wrote:Tagline:

No matter who wins, we lose. Again.
Needless to say, I was about to post that. Exactly.
No matter who posts first, we lose. Again.
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#11 Post by alan smithee » 08 Aug 2007, 21:32

knarf wrote:
alan smithee wrote:
JJ wrote:Tagline:

No matter who wins, we lose. Again.
Needless to say, I was about to post that. Exactly.
No matter who posts first, we lose. Again.
Needless to say, I was about to post that. Exactly.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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#12 Post by Lobelia Overhill » 10 Aug 2007, 01:10

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#13 Post by bdude » 23 Aug 2007, 09:12

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/avp2/news/1665161/

OOH! Now they're calling it Aliens vs Predator: Requiem!

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#14 Post by Odd Todd » 25 Aug 2007, 13:16

http://www.mania.com/55823.html

I was really not looking forward to this considering how the first one went... but by god this trailer looks like they may actually redeem themselves! :o IT'S RATED R! WOO!! That right there is enough to make up for the horrible plot and acting this is bound to have. We watch these for the gore... and this trailer has that in spades!
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#15 Post by Odd Todd » 25 Aug 2007, 13:16

http://media.movies.ign.com/media/746/7 ... ids_1.html

I was really not looking forward to this considering how the first one went... but by god this trailer looks like they may actually redeem themselves! :o IT'S RATED R! WOO!! That right there is enough to make up for the horrible plot and acting this is bound to have. We watch these for the gore... and this trailer has that in spades!
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#16 Post by bdude » 25 Aug 2007, 16:08

That's hardcore. For the first one I was like "Alien and Predator and still PG13?" Yeah, this will be something of an improvement.

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#17 Post by JJ » 27 Aug 2007, 16:06

I suggest that the two sides compete in the Kumite.
La la la la la.

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#18 Post by capsicum » 27 Aug 2007, 16:44

JJ wrote:I suggest that the two sides compete in the Kumite.
I heard you can get killed at the Kumite.
Hooray for capsicum!

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#19 Post by JJ » 27 Aug 2007, 16:46

capsicum wrote:
JJ wrote:I suggest that the two sides compete in the Kumite.
I heard you can get killed at the Kumite.
First, I break your friend. Now, I break you!
La la la la la.

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