Ode to the F-Word
Here we present cinematic lines that make particularly effective use of the naughtiest of the naughty. |
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"There's one thing I've learned in all my years: sometimes you gotta say, 'What the fuck,' make your move." |
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"You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!" |
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"Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?" |
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"Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs." |
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"Oh yeah!" |
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"They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure, I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?" |
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"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!" |
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"Fuck you, asshole." |
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"You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick, four fucking wheels and a seat!" |
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"I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me." |
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"And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now." |
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"May I see your rental agreement?" |
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"I threw it away." |
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"Oh, boy." |
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"'Oh boy,' what?" |
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"You're fucked." |
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"Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cock sucker, mother fucker!" |
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"'Paramount Pictures presents 'The Freak.' This movie won't just scare you, it will fuck you up for life.' I want to know how the fuck the word "fuck" gets in the New York fucking Times!" |
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"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa to you?" |
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"They FUCK YOU at the hospital, okay? They FUCK YOU at the hospital! First they drug you, then they FUCK YOU! And then along comes the insurance company and FUCKS YOU some more!" |
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"Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!" |
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"He is! He is the Messiah!" |
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"Now, fuck off!" |
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"How shall we fuck off, O Lord?" |
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"I always said, if I had to fuck a guy - I mean had to, if my life depended on it - I'd fuck Elvis." |
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"Hey, Kurt, do you read lips? Fuck You! And another thing Vonnegut, I'm stopping payment on that check." |
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(into a mirror) "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me." |
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"Shut the fuck up, Donny!" |
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"They FUCK YOU with cell phones! That's what it is! They're fuckin' you with the cell phone! They love it when you get cut off! You know why, huh? You know why? Cuz when you call back - which they know you're gonna do - they charge you for that fucking first minute again at that high rate!" |
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