Jack N. Hoff Answers It seems like every movie's got a Jack in it. That may or may not be true, but I know for certain that each of the following lines has a "Jack" in it. (That's a fact, Jack!) How many can you identify? |
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"Jack? Tell me a story..." |
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"48 Hrs." |
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"Jack talked Thai. Jack talked Thai real good." |
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"Meet the Parents" |
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"One little murder and you're Jack the Ripper." |
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"Throw Momma from the Train" |
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"Excuse me, Jack? I was thinking about what the Colonel was saying, you know, about my name..." |
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"Boogie Nights" |
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"A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning." |
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"Beautiful Girls" |
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"That's a fact, Jack!" |
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"Stripes" |
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"Hello, Jack. Are you of the Boston Dawsons?" |
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"Titanic" |
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"Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier." |
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"Batman" |
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"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit. And Jack just left town." |
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"Army of Darkness" |
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"Look at me. Here I sit in a porno theater in Picadilly Circus talking to a corpse. I'm actually glad to see you, Jack." |
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"An American Werewolf in London" |
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"Jack, nothing tricky now, you know I'm on top of you. Do NOT attempt to grow a brain!" |
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"Speed" |
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"He started wearing gold chains, Jack." |
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"I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka!" |
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"Face-eating, Jack? Is that some kind of delicacy?" |
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"Cocoon" |
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"Marriage is the Jack Kevorkian of romance." |
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"The Story of Us" |
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"Jack, please don't make me do this. Put the gun down. Damn it, Jack, put the gun down!" |
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"Out of Sight" |
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"I am Jack's raging bile duct." |
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"Fight Club" |
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