Punch Lines
All of these dialog snippets were immediately followed by somebody throwing a punch. How many of the movies can you name? (Notes: There may be more than two people involved in the dialog. Also, the person throwing the punch does not necessarily speak.) |
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"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle." |
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"You forgot to say please." |
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POW!
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"You could've guessed it would end up this way. I mean, you know yourself." |
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"I know myself? What does that mean?" |
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"You're always trying to have these casual flings and relationships, and it never works because the women always fall in love with you, cuz you're so smart and funny and cute and yada yada, and you know it." |
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"Hey, don't put this all on me!" |
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"Why? Why? You could have a fling with anybody, Jake. Why did you have to pull Anna into your bed?" |
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"I didn't pull her into my bed. She pulled me into hers!" |
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"I don't wanna hear that! I don't believe that!" |
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"Sorry, it's the truth! She's a woman, she's not the Virgin Mary!" |
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BIF!
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"You go back to that Goddamn beach, and you won't live to regret it. Alright?" |
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"Hey, you and Tommy Lasorda..." |
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"Yeah." |
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"I hate Tommy Lasorda." |
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CRUNCH!
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"We just seen the guy fifteen minutes ago at the park. If we was gonna fight him, we should've fight him then. We got snacks now." |
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"Shut up Morgan, you're going." |
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"I'm not going." |
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"So don't go." |
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"I'm not going." |
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"Fucking go, Morgan!" |
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"Let me tell you something, if you're not out there in two fucking seconds, when I'm done with them, you're next!" |
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"Carmine, it's me! It's me Will, remember? We went to kindergarten together." |
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BOFFO!
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"Great Party." |
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"Who are you?" |
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"I'm the nobody who arrested you. How ya doing?" |
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"What are you doing in my house?" |
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"Oh, just looking around. You got nice shit, drug money buys a lot of nice shit, Carl." |
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"Listen, uh, you don't want to talk that way in my house." |
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"I just want you to know you're a fucking murderer. Fuck you. Fuck your wife. You put me out! You put me out, Carl! I'm a cop!" |
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OOMPH!
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"That's it! Get up. Get out of the car. It's go time. You and me!" |
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"Look, Mommy, the rhino's getting too close to the car." |
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"Him too 'fwaid to get out. Him just a little guy." |
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"That's it, big boy, I'm going to wail on you! You're going to regret volunteering for this job!" |
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"Hey boys and girls, it's Papa Smurf!" |
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"You don't want none of me, think it through." |
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"Come on, gimme your best shot. I'll give you a free one. Let me have it!" |
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KABLAMMA!
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"Oh yes, I am going to enjoy this. Oil?" |
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"No, that's alright." |
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"Well, uh, I'm still going to enjoy this, but definitely not as much, and that makes me angry. I am a master of Greco-Roman wrestling and I will crush you and you will learn a new definition of pain. Are you sure you don't want a dab? It's a lemon essence and it is delightful." |
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"No, that's okay." |
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"Now, Leon Phelps, prepare to meet your doom. Cry havoc and set free the dogs of war. Vengeance is mine!" |
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WHAP!
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"What is he saying?" |
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"He says, 'I suspect the groom is having doubts. I suspect the groom would like to delay. I suspect the groom...the groom...'" |
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"What's he saying?" |
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"He suspects the groom may love someone else." |
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"Do you? Do you love someone else? Do you, Charles?" |
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"I do." |
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POWEE!
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"No one has ever dumped me." |
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"I'm not trying to make history here." |
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"I did the 23-hour nose-route to the top of El Capitan in 18 hours and 23 minutes. I can make this work." |
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"No." |
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"Oh, Jerry..." |
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"You know I didn't ever want to hurt you." |
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SMACK!
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"I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on, hit me before I lose my nerve." |
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"Oh god, this is crazy." |
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"So go crazy. Let 'er rip!" |
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"Hey, I don't know about this." |
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"I don't either, but who gives a shit. No one's watching. What do you care?" |
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"Wait. This is crazy, you want me to hit you?" |
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"That's right." |
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"Where, like in the face?" |
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"Surprise me." |
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"This is so fucking stupid." |
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THUD!
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"New York's Finest Taxi Service." |
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"Bullshit. Bullshit. They don't operate anymore." |
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"McManus has a friend in the 14th precinct. They're coming out for one job, Thursday. They're picking up a guy smuggling emeralds out of South Africa. McManus already has a fence set to take the stuff." |
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"A fence? Who?" |
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"Some guy in California. His name is Redfoot." |
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"Never heard of him." |
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"You have to come." |
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"What's it to you whether I do it or not?" |
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"They don't...they don't know me. You do. They won't take me unless you go. Look at me, I need this." |
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"Tough." |
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"You're telling me you don't need this? Is this your place? Look, I'm not knocking you, you look like you got a good little scam going with this lawyer --" |
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KERSPLUNK!
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"I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar." |
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"You better relax, Bob." |
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"There is no way that you could've been as bad at hockey as you are at golf." |
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"Alright, let's go!" |
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CRACK!
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