Yoda Auditions
Auditioned for many movie roles Yoda has. But only very few gotten he has. Screw up the lines he does. Below appear examples do. What roles try out for did he? |
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"Orders we follow, son. Orders we follow, or die people do. Simple it is. Clear, are we?" |
| 2. |
"Smart Jedi I am not, but know what love is I do." |
| 3. |
"Alive five is! Alive five is!" |
| 4. |
"Of all the cantinas in all the towns in all the Dagobah system, walk into mine she does." |
| 5. |
"Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Better care of your teeth you should take. Bad cavity have you there." |
| 6. |
"Back I will be." |
| 7. |
"Number three: never, never, never say you, 'Right back I will be.' Because be back you won't." |
| 8. |
"Doing here what are you? Out in a land speeder you should be, bird-dogging droids and banging womprat." |
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"Funny how am I? Clown am I like? Amuse you I do? Make you laugh I do?" |
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"What you're thinking I know. Fire five or six shots did he? The truth do I tell, lost track I have. But an IG-88 this is, the most powerful laser weapon in Dagobah it is, your head clean off it would take. Ask yourself you must, 'Feel lucky do I?' Well, feel lucky do you, wookie?" |
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"An animal I am not." |
| 12. |
"Hah-hoo!" |
| 13. |
"Man of karate I am. Bruise on the inside karate men do." |
| 14. |
"Catch us they won't. On a mission from the Emperor we are." |
| 15. |
"Sell not yourself short, Jawa, a tremendous slouch you are." |
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"Reason to kill nobody, reckon I have not, mm hmm." |
| 17. |
"The greatest trick did Darth Vader pull, the world he convinced that exist he did not." |
| 18. |
"Grow old we won't and die we won't never." |
| 19. |
"Call that a light saber you do? A light saber be that not.... A light saber THIS is!" |
| 20. |
"Be telling me not about foot massages, the Jedi-fucking-master I am!" |
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