Yoda Auditions Answers
Auditioned for many movie roles Yoda has. But only very few gotten he has. Screw up the lines he does. Below appear examples do. What roles try out for did he? |
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"Orders we follow, son. Orders we follow, or die people do. Simple it is. Clear, are we?" |
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Colonel Nathan R. Jessup (Jack Nicholson in "A Few Good Men") |
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"Smart Jedi I am not, but know what love is I do." |
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Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks in "Forrest Gump") |
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"Alive five is! Alive five is!" |
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Number 5 (The robot in "Short Circuit") |
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"Of all the cantinas in all the towns in all the Dagobah system, walk into mine she does." |
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Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca") |
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"Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Safe is it? Better care of your teeth you should take. Bad cavity have you there." |
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Szell (Laurence Olivier in "Marathon Man") |
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"Back I will be." |
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The Terminator (Arnie in "Terminator") |
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"Number three: never, never, never say you, 'Right back I will be.' Because be back you won't." |
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Randy Meeks, the movie geek (Jamie Kennedy in "Scream") |
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"Doing here what are you? Out in a land speeder you should be, bird-dogging droids and banging womprat." |
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Randle Patrick McMurphy (Jack Nicholson in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest") |
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"Funny how am I? Clown am I like? Amuse you I do? Make you laugh I do?" |
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Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas") |
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"What you're thinking I know. Fire five or six shots did he? The truth do I tell, lost track I have. But an IG-88 this is, the most powerful laser weapon in Dagobah it is, your head clean off it would take. Ask yourself you must, 'Feel lucky do I?' Well, feel lucky do you, wookie?" |
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Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood in "Dirty Harry") |
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"An animal I am not." |
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John Merrick (John Hurt in "The Elephant Man") |
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"Hah-hoo!" |
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Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade (Al Pacino in "Scent of a Woman") |
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"Man of karate I am. Bruise on the inside karate men do." |
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Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy in "Trading Places") |
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"Catch us they won't. On a mission from the Emperor we are." |
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Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd in "The Blues Brothers") |
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"Sell not yourself short, Jawa, a tremendous slouch you are." |
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Ty Webb (Chevy Chase in "Caddyshack") |
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"Reason to kill nobody, reckon I have not, mm hmm." |
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Karl Childers (Billy Bob Thornton in "Sling Blade") |
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"The greatest trick did Darth Vader pull, the world he convinced that exist he did not." |
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Roger "Verbal" Kint (Kevin Spacey in "The Usual Suspects") |
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"Grow old we won't and die we won't never." |
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Ben Luckett (Wilford Brimley in "Cocoon") |
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"Call that a light saber you do? A light saber be that not.... A light saber THIS is!" |
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Crocodile Dundee (Paul Hogan in "Crocodile Dundee") |
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"Be telling me not about foot massages, the Jedi-fucking-master I am!" |
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Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson in "Pulp Fiction") |
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