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Title Lines #2
Each of the dialog snippets below features the title of the movie in it, which we've conveniently removed. See if you can put them back.
1. "Tonight is important. I'm representing the Wade organization. That includes you."
  "Not anymore, George."
  "You got Island Towers, I got Coney Island. Why don't we just call it quits, okay? I can't take it anymore."
  "What, are you serious?"
  "Yes. Please consider this my ____________."
2. "Who are you?"
  "You know who I am."
  "I do?"
  "Your friendly, neighborhood ____________."
3. "I was with the project when it was still with NASA, before it was sold to DBA. I was trained in physics. I was sent here to assess the economic potential of ____________, whether or not it was a viable commercial property or possible energy source. I was still compiling data when this shit started happening.'"
  "Did you run any tests on the ship?"
4. "You hook up with him and you'll regret it. If you live to."
  "Thanks, darlin'. I know you got my best interests in mind. I appreciate it, sincerely. I love you, but I gotta get some sleep now."
  "This whole world's ____________ and weird on top. I wish you'd sing me 'Love Me Tender.'"
5. "Whatever your position, you are of my house, and that means you will serve the King of Jerusalem."
  "What could a king ask of a man like me?"
  "A better world than has ever been seen. A kingdom of conscience. A ____________. There is peace between Christian and Muslim. We live together."
6. "So here's the drill. I'm your history teacher from now on. We will discuss current events. We will call this class ____________. We meet once a day. Alright, your first assignment is to prepare for me a new paper due tomorrow."
  "Oh come on, Sweeney, it took me a week to read 'Mein Kampf.' That isn't fair. Well, what do you want me to do it on?"
  "Your brother."
7. "His concern is the witch has all the fun."
  "You will be fun."
  "We're changing it from the original."
  "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't all go crazy. Okay, I mean it is '____________.' I mean, Samantha, she should be strong. Right? This should be a two-hander."
8. "It's called a ____________."
  "A safe room. A castle keep in medieval times."
  "I've read about these."
  "They're quite in vogue in high-end construction right now. One really can't be too careful about home invasion."
9. "Seems like bailing you out of trouble's becoming a lifetime job for me."
  "There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shit cop. All I wanted was something to eat. But the man kept pushing, sir."
  "Well, you did some pushing of your own, John."
  "They drew ____________, not me."
  "Look, Johnny, let me come in and get you the hell out of there."
  "They drew ____________."
10. "...and I think you'd sooner join a ladies' league than gun a guy down. Then I hear from these two geniuses they never even saw this rub-out take place."
  "Boss just said to have him do it. He didn't say nothin' about --"
  "Shut up! Or maybe you still got too many teeth. Everyone is so goddamn smart. Well, we'll go out to ____________, and we'll see who's smart."
11. "You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms or the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain."
  "And an athlete."
  "And a basket case."
  "A princess."
  "And a criminal"
  "Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, ____________."
12. "I get more action in a week than you've had your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris, and Vail."
  "Each one of them with a 70-inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face, before I come over there and smack it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me '____________' one more time."
  "He's an angry ____________."
13. "If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals."
  "Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural eliimination needs."
  "We're ready to believe you!"
14. "I don't think there's ever been a ____________ to match you. As for this young man, he insists you are Hector reborn. Or was it Hercules? Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name?"
  "My name is ____________."
  "How dare you show your back to me. Slave! You will remove your helmet and tell me your name."
15. "Stop! Everybody out! You have no right to be here. You are trespassing here. Put down the ____________. I said, put down that ____________!"
16. "All I'm saying is that you gotta take all this down, because, because it's really, it's, it's creepy and it's --"
  "Look, the supermodels are ____________, Will. A ____________ can make you dizzy, like you been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high, full of the single greatest commodity known to man: Promise. The promise of a better day. The promise of a greater hope. The promise of a new tomorrow."
17. "Well, you dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat."
  "Who are you?"
  "Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Tell us we will die like dogs."
  "Tell us we will die like dogs."
  "You WILL die like dogs."
  "No, we will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions! Because we are..."
  "The ____________!"
18. "Hey buddy, I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing."
  "Well, I have a microphone and you don't. So you will listen to every damn word I have to say!! You know, it's funny. Some of us will never, ever find true love. Like, take for instance, me. And I'm pretty sure that guy, right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everbody at table nine. But the worst thing is that me, fatty, sideburns lady, and the mutants over at table nine will never, ever find a way to better the situation. Because apparently, we have absolutely nothing to offer the opposite sex."
  "You are the worst ____________ in the world, buddy!"
  "Sir, one more outburst, I will strangle you with my microphone wire, you understand me? Now let's cut the stupid cake, cuz I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon. And while we do that, here's a little mood music for you."
19. "You still looking for us?"
  "We found what we're looking for."
  "No. Noooo. It wasn't us. It was them, ____________."
  "You ____________ are good, real good."
  "The best."
20. "Was I trying to say 'Raymond' and it came out '____________'?"
  "Yeah. Funny ____________."
  "You? You're the ____________?"